The non-drowsy sleeping pill will be called Sleepy.... NOOOOTTTTs.
Hopefully when our P&L ratio margin is slightly better than zero:zero, we
can figure out a way to get Borat to be our spokesperson, or at least do
one
commercial for us. Would you like to be the talent scout director of our
Borat campaign as well, ?
I agree that the heavy machinery and PBS do***entary bit....
those can be our selling points. Brilliant.
Certainly, the most annoying aspect of those darned sleeping pills is they
make you DROWSY and you can't function at all.
Ours will eliminate all of those pesky side effects. Total brainstorm.
This has BLOCKBUSTER written all over it.
marika wrote in message <1-ydnY1HvoCmoRXbnZ2dnUVZ_j2dnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>Oxymoron Industries. What a great name for a company.
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>There was a gameshow on last night called 1 vs 100 (I had never heard of
it
>before) and the question was, "Which country does not border Borat's
>homeland country" and the choices were China, Egypt or Russia. Everybody
>knew Borat's country was Kazakhstan no ****blem, yet some actually had no
>idea which countries it bordered , which is not so terrible maybe (who
knows
>every country on the globe by heart?) but they actually didn't know which
>countries it bordered.... NOOOOTTT!
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>How in the HELL could anyone think Kazakhstan might border Egypt? IN
>AFRICA?!?!?!?! I mean, even if you don't know all the countries, doesn't
>everyone know the CONTINENTS, sort of, at least? Are people really that
>stupid?
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>marika wrote in message ...
>>Everyone's been passing around this spam email about a german water
bridge
>>over a river.
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>>How is this any really different in concept or "hard to believe" than a
>>regular street bridge over a highway? Asphalt over asphalt as opposed to
>>water over water.
>>It's just an over-pass.
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>>Do we need to review this at the next Oxymoron Corp. board meeting?
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>>mk5000
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>>"An unused engine rusts. A still stream stagnates. An untended garden
>>tangles. It is a powerful and universal truth."--
>>Walter M. Bortz
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