Everybody ready for a good bedtime story?
Once Again, its time for
RED SLIDER'S & OUT-OF-THE-LOOP PRODUCTIONS
ANNUAL PRESENTATION OF
Red Slider's
THE BALLAD OF EMMA GOOD
NOW PLAYING AT
HTTP://HOME.COMCAST.NET/~REDSLIDER
fOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T YET HAD THE PLEASURE,
LET ME INTRODUCE THE OTHER GUESTS AT THIS, Uhm
RATHER UNTRADITIONAL XMAS BASH:
Dramatis Personae
(with speaking parts)
The Tabloid Snoop (aka Narrator)
The Sheriff
The Laughing Trucker (aka chimera, structural engineer, et. al.)
The Fallopian Guide
The Milk Boy
The Mayor
The Preacher
Waitress Jill
Seshana
Jenny Dawn
Crazy Bill
The Deputy
Farmer with Rifle
The Tarry Suit
Sally Anne
The Editrix
The Beauty Shop Quartet (chorus)
The Mayor's Nitty Gritty Thug Band (chorus)
(without speaking parts)
Emma Good
The Falcon
Assorted Speckled Fish
The Trampling Pig
Assorted Cows (some old, some young, some live, some dead)
Valley Criers & Assorted Loons
The Owl
The Beast
Bitter Furies, Faces of the Dead, The Damned, a sleeping child.
A ****d Zombie
Assorted Dancing Attributes (principal dancer: 'The Unnamed One')
Assorted Demons (clergy, elected officials, soldiers, poets, etc.)
Mayor's Second Secretary, by Revlon.
Assorted Birds (Avian)
Assorted Birds (politicians and business leaders)
The 'regs' at Merle's Café
The Barber
The Banker
The Noisy Stand-up Crowd at Nan's
The Mesa Gas & Shop Proprietor ($0.49 to injuns; $3.89 to tourists)
Assorted Staring Reservations Indians
The Grizzly
Sleepy Sheep
and, yes, if you read the preface and introductory material,
yours truly,
Red Slider
Merry Xmas everybody, hahahahahaho...
(oh, and do email Red at rspriv@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
you do read the work, he likes to hear
from guests.)
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