Re: Phineas Bunce, Tattood Gay Jerking & *** Covered Belly

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Phineas Bunce spake thusly...

> Phineas Bunce, ye pot-bellied presumptuous dame, pray God ye may make
> haste, and come too late, ye screeched:
> 
> > Uneducated mollycot with inconsiderable zapper wrench, insignificant
> > family jewels, and plastic **** passage begs for non-effective little
> > juan for violent buttock slamming fun times and hellish midget
mangling.
> > 
> > If you're interested in kinky ***, email me at
> > mailto:CapnBunce@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 mollycoddled mollycot? No wonder Phineas Bunce screeched way too late! 
His plastic **** passage must surly been clogged with the broken tines 
of many ill-made plastic forks. As everyone who was born too poor to 
dine with eating utensils crafted of pewter or silver for the hands and 
mouths of the filthy riche, cheaper stuff was mined and made for ye - 
unfortunately they'd quit making the finer dinnerware for the ruling 
class out of lead since the lesson as learned in Roamans times.

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St. Jackanapes
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