by Amanda Reid <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Jun 17, 2008 at 11:25 AM
On Jun 17, 12:35 pm, Dale Houstman <d...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> hoonose wrote:
> > There is no dainty way to eat a chicken.
> > Daintiness don=92t go where the cock crows.
> > Oh chicken, you showed me how.
> > Dauntless talons, tearing up the bird.
> > Time is to fress.
> > Dig in, forget the mess.
>
> Chickens are not dainty
> Nor elegant they ain'ty
> Nor are they terpsichordiantic.
> They taste good unless boiled
> (By which the bird is spoiled)
> And headless they are apt to be quite frantic.
>
> dmh
There once was a tenderfoot chicken
Whose head was the last thing to thicken.
He gave up the ghost
To an InterNet roast
And his bones took a hell of a lickin'.
