ripped jeans ( and a black top )
***
"wow"
***
just havin some drugs
bear with me
i was goin thru my phone messages this arv and came across one from
kuta
lady
got some spare dinner
ya wanna come round ?
an old one
was cute
th way she worded it
and i kept it
bopped out th door
and
****it
friday night
go to her place
hangin out
do you wanna stay for tea paulie ?
got spare ?
yeah ok
then she says
pretty goth girl's comin over for dinner
and i'm like
wow
cause
th time i came for dinner off that message
pretty goth girl
and kuta lady
were sharin a flat together
been a while
cool
pretty goth girl
is ****in stunning
she arrives
late as
pretty goth girl late
and
im wearin a pair of ripped jeans
and a black singlet top
and
pretty goth girl
is wearin a ripped pair of jeans
and a litle black top
we both got black hair
mine's got a bit of grey
thinkin of dyin it black
was a convo
earlier in th night
anyway
pretty goth girl
arrives and has dinner
i give her a bourbon
and we both stayed till
half twelve
she's single now
now i can say shes pretty
we were at barbie girls house
and barbie girls brother
called me th other day
big brother
and
it's where i went for xmas
th other week
their dad
shanghaied me
and we went to
a doof
party
out in th boonies
with
th other brother as well
and pretty goth girl
is his ex girlfriend
they been on th slide
for a long time
breaking up
she's like
21
and stunning
studying for
a photography diploma
we talked about smick cameras
and
that guy who ran alongside me
last saturday
takin sillhotee shots
of me
surfin th unicycle
in one foot waves
sparked an interest
she's an artist
little fiery
butter wouldnt melt in her mouth
till ya get to know er
***
pretty goth girl and i
were in a strip club
with
barbie girls younger sister
who's
gay as
and screamin at th strippers
havin a great time
and pretty goth girl
did our usual
and started gabblin
watchin this chick
and ive gone
doesnt do it for me
wrong colour hair i think
didnt get that out
looked up
and
big spread
right above my face
we were in th corner
pretty goth girl's comments were
funny as
***
something about a wet vagina
at one foot's distance
***
my second wife
th woman i had a child with
was my brother's ex girlfriend
***
"She's singing it's definitely over"
i spoke to him that night
i wouldnt take her number
when kuta lady was offering it
now is ok
by th look of it
**** you ppl are subtle as house bricks
but i love ya
***
girl you got somethin goin on
most outstanding though
from th paulei perspective
you listen to me
so rare
so pedantic you are
and she knows what i'm talking about
can use big words
caught me
three times
i used numbers
to illust=rate some point
and they always ended in eights
28
38
58
hmmm
what i notice
is that you noticed
cool
***
pretty goth girl
is way too pretty
for me to carry any side
about
photographers
***
you;r so pretty when ya smile
makes me tell more jokes
***
pretty goth girl
***
damn
morticia would chew her arm off
kuta lady just buzzes
did i tell her she was pretty ?
"yes"
***
smokin cones flat out
**** she's gorgeous
i'll pay for it later
i dont care
if ya dont risk...
***
i didnt go singing
th family saved me again
***
i'm 42
***
"dye yur hair"
"drop ten years"
"you got a sixpack"
skinny girl
mmmmmm
***
having an interesting week
***
man
i need t take some more drugs
..
..
..
pretty goth girl does yoga
***
"she'd make ya do it proper"
***
i said it could get worse
i like we were dressed alike
it is cute
***
knee out of her jeans
ah man
mik
if ya thought melissa was bad
for stunning paulie girlfriends
if i ever went out with this girl
i couldnt walk thru yur door anyway
you'd club me
***
"it's something she said in a previous conversation"
look
not with kuta lady around
***
we pay out on that girl
cause we like er
***
chick just walkin along
HURL
big vomit in th bushes
broad daylight in th park
is my wig on straight ?
****in chemo
jeez i hate it
ya gotta think quick
embarrasment factor gone
***
indoor budgie hunting
did i mention ya got a nice smile ?
***
you wont be on th shelf for long
such fine features
i havent chased after
younger girls
hung out with em
but not chased
been goin out with
women older than me
while th girls my age
go out with 22 yr old boys
what bree and morticia and catwoman were all doing
***
you listen
that is so rare
***
"magic girl"
with attitude
***
a magical night
thank you so much
kuta lady and i were
smokin cones
and
staring at this gorgeous girl
thanks kuta lady
thank you
****
i can probly take that message out of th phone now
pretty goth girl and i talked till
late
i got a thing for pretty female artists
th magic's tellin me
what is it telling me ?
telling me i'm psychic
pretty goth girl and i dressed
identical
cept she's got no shoes on
im wearin holey sandshoes
was goin ridin on th unicycle
surfin
but im goin to a beach tomorrow
i'll get my long ride on a unicycle
i'll be with my 12 yr old nephew
lots of energy
got a feeling though
when i close my eyes
next time im surfin on one wheel
gunna see yur face
next surf ride
is for you
all smiles it makes
are for you
**** yur pretty
bummed that you and my brother
cant keep it together
really happy to see it
still friendly
danced with yur ex
in front of th big speakers
and
he's hurt
but th fighting goes way back
barbie girl is a wonder
***
****
***
did ya really have to tell me ?
when was th last time you had ***
***
we're never gunna
sit down
and explore
with her as a chaperone
"i think she's helping you"
***
get out of my diary
"no"
***
too pretty to argue with
she'll just smile
and i'll be ****ed
this girl is so confident
she walks into a room
it's alright ppl
everything's ok
pretty goth girl's here
insert her real name
and she says it bettter
and a hell of a lot cuter
and when yur tongue
tastes th carpet
and ya notice it's hangin th ere
she just
smiles one of those
butter woudlnt melt in her mouth smiles
this is th same girl
gettin her ears tested
young as
no i cant hear that
no i cant hear that
no i cant hear that
ok i'll tell em about this one
i can hear that
it's peircing
i ****ing like you
you like stirring doctors
you are fascinating
im goin to stick my head in a bucket of water
no reason
just
blood's drained out of my head
head's gone to mush
you were saying beautiful lady ?
***
at least i got out that you were pretty
sorry if i
stared over much
pretty goth girl
and just how i like em
***
"you got a real thing about th fact she's half yur age"
der
"fate i think"
"she likes girlie boys paulie"
"she likes you"
screaming heebie jeebies
"dickhead"
"like you'll have any choice"
"just go along with it"
synchronicity
"yes"
walkin on a cloud of air
***
"i approve", said little jenny
***
i have to go to sleep
said dad
if it's meant to be
it will be
and if it's not
it won't
because
what happens
happens
..
..
..
th artist called blk
***
p.s.
i can deny anything
honest
***
pretty goth girl
ripped jeans ( and a black top )
"Can i cream now ?"
"yow"
"did ya hear barbie girl's hubbie talkin like a girl ?"
yes
<<< smile >>>
they went and crashed
we sat around th
pretty goth girl admiration circle
im payin for it
i dont bloody care
sweetheart
you knock th sox off every pretty chick i;ve met in th past year
and that's a ****load
so many pretty girl faces
with real smiles
in my eyes
every occasion
time that i spen
with a friend
is a date
and i always like to leave a date
with a smile
i left tonight
with a ****ing big smile
chatting and
havin dinner with
kuta lady and
pretty goth girl
and watchin barbie girl
tie dying
cloths
well i'm off to a good start for th weekend
hope you are too
love ya's
****in hard
man
i'm still grinning
testicles are gunna kill me in a minute
im outta here
smokin too much drugs
i had a fantastic date
two beautiful lady's
and a lovely flirt
dont need much imagination tonight
jane who ?
"nicole who ?"
