ballistic mummies ( follow thru )
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ya see
what yur not doing here
is following thru
PULL
eeeeeeeeeeeee
SPLAT
see
ya have to lead yur target
didnt that one wobble when it came off th cat apult ?
you go hard sister
fat *****
so anyway
if yur gunna do this s****t seriously
you gotta work on yur reflexes
they're all goin into th next door neighbours wall
he's complainin about th mess
says th cleaning fees are crippling him
****im
he's a millionaire
wont take me to court
cause he's complicit
with me hurlin fat chicks at his wall
weak ****
***
here catch
PULL
***
it's a kindness
to hit em in midflight
***
dont set it to
papparrazi
goes full strength
go hard
***
take as many pictures as ya like
without askin
throw you over the fence
***
that boy's gunna tell both of ya's to get ****ed
it's not his argument
and he just broke up with a girl
pull yer heads in
***
parents are dumb critters
***
'how many teenagers we raised ?"
five
no
six
and a couple hangers on
when th first girl
escapes out her window
and goes to meet her boy
just
changes yur whole perspective
you cant stop em
***
i'm a concilliator
i tell you both of you to get ****ed
give you something to fight
together
ya wont win though
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what chick do i wanna hassle tonight ?
***
i'll ask th music
prey for me
all audi o random
go
a perfect circle
"gravity"
***
ya cant tame me
you run out of
steam
and go dry
not wet as anymore
want
that boy over there
ok sweetie
tell me
how
ya threw my phone number away
and then
ya turn around and ring me every day
***
insert sim card
hmmm
four messages and a business card
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a perfect circle
"the package"
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cool dude
um
takin you and yur family
out swimmin sunday
we'll go unicycle surfin
mark's begged off
hockey i think
be about a girl
see ya then i think unless i hear to th contrary
***
rod's checkin out rural noosa
i'll tingle ya tomorrow
im headed that way
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got an earn
mmmm
"credit th phone"
in th morning
outta th earn
got three to reply to
***
"next week's lookin good"
***
a perfect circle
"thinking of you"
***
you gotta be up early
'i can sleep in th land rover"
you can sleep anywhere
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sorry man
i thought it was you
then i wasnt quite sure
heard ya yell
bumpd into a ex girlfriend
shortly before
and had blood
drippin off my knee
couple of out there stacks
ridin in thongs
next time
even looks like you
i'll stop
i was on my way out
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"pretty sister"
***
probly girlfriend
dont ask
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gorgeous camdbodian australian girl
***
city high
"caramel"
***
i had this caramel girl
on my unicycle
down th fortitude valley
last night
th white girl before her
was
hold me
up
wanted to know if i charged
no man
you;re welcome
then
but if ya wanna sling me something
i wont complain
he got huffy then
no way
girls had a good time
he didnt try
left me nothin
i was generous
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rather hold th black girl
ah well
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lookit that arse
***
did this beautiful
slow motion fall round th post to th ground
after they left
cabbie in stitches
not just about you askin to have a go
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my audience is
large
***
the kinks
"sunny afternoon"
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a really pissed chick in th street
no way
im not humping yur unicycle
know yur game
hour later
she's been thru two more nightclubs
and finds me
singin with a different busker
here we go
can i have a ride ?
sure
but keep th movements down
***
was singin with
rock spider
one night
two girls
all over each other
it's th valley
gay ppl
both persuasions
and straight ppl mask erading
teach us how to ride yur stick
and hangin off me
rock spider laughin and still playin music
and
hmmmmm
***
coldplay
"high speed"
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playin drums near a nightclub
th girls come out
ekkied up
and lost
we're groovin
rock spider and i
playin beats on th drums
lookin for that twist
in th sound
when th synchopation
sings
three pretty girls
stop
and start dancin
ah we found it
fairly flyin now
come out of th zone and
i got a chick playin my drum
and im singin background
and everywhere else
some guy on
rock spiders drum
he's on trumpet and trombone
th chick can play
th guy cant
but he's tryin
try this
simple
beat
yeah
stay on that till ya feel it
and
LISTEN
dont just play
LISTEN
slide back into
girlie voice
background
and let go
fly
come down and
return to scat with th drums
find th trumpet
and talk to it
and go into left field
with robert plant
girlie ***ming
and th lesbian blues
my fingers are too slow
will ya hurry up and get off ***** ?
i wanna go nightclubbing
and play it out
til th
feelin dies
stop
put some marijuana in th potato
odd smoking instrument
smoke it there
in th street
and then
off again
lookin for that beat
to go fly on
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coldplay
"a whisper"
***
<<< Smile >>>
life's been good to me so far
..
..
..
goin singin with a a mate
have a good weekend
..
..
..
WIZ
***
p.s.
cake
"i will survive"
***
long as i dont listen to you
havent met a woman yet
who could take care of testicles
dont mummy me
i'll bite yur ****in head off
