magic is ( three wet girls )
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a perfect cicle
"3 libras"
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i was born on th cusp of
pisces and aries
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"Can i have a cone caulie ?"
it's paulie
"Can i ?"
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havin a bad hair day
hold yur breath jenny
ok now breathe out
phew
coughcough
nice drugs
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"which chick tonight ?"
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regurgitator
"blubber boy" ( riding the wave of fa****on)
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jane's th fa****on victim
versace lady
still smells like a versace perfume bottle
"yummie"
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"her ?"
playin it by ear at this stage
let's see what turns up
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do re mi
"cuttlefish beach"
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beach tomorrow
"a northern beach"
"last week we got filmed surfin a southern beach"
on a unicycle in th waves
"yeah sorry"
"dont come every day"
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would if ya had enough girlfriends there
"used to"
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so
we havent seen jane in seven months
th night i bump into er
i've got
==
when you say sorry
so will i
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written across my belly in niko ink
"she knows how magic you are"
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that wizard painting cant balance there
"on a unicycle"
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janes addiction
"jane says"
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gambling
we dropped her to th casino
says it's under better control
hmmm
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ya cant afford three girlfriends
"so"
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was she properly amazed ?
"<<< smile >>>"
"th wiz knows he's gunna see ya"
"wrote"
"i had some kind thought of you today"
"in this diary"
"jane's line"
"and bumped into you that night"
last night dickhead
"tryin to wrap my head around it"
dont bother
sit norm
"magic prick"
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"paulie"
yah babe
"she aint gettin her five orgasms a night"
<<< Smile >>>
why do ya think she keeps comin back ?
she was walkin th street lookin for ya
ya know that
"yah"
"had my wizard hat on"
"for th first time this year"
"and black fella marks down th arm"
"the kadeetcha man"
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just pickin my girlfriends back up
jenny had a change of mind
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the verve
"sonnet"
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"im allowed to"
"my perogative"
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"she's not ****y"
some time has passed
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if she grabs you by th hair again
i swear
"i dont think she'll do that again caulie"
"she loves th fro"
i cant mow th back yard
th ****in chopper bicycles
are locked together
in th doorway
****ed movin em
lookit th jungle man
i asked fo th key to th choppers
girls bikes
i aint gunna ride em
let's put em back in th house
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nirvana
"polly"
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hey pete
it does look
like
jane and i will be involved again
she still loves me
i'm gunna get her out of that house
that phillip boy
"suffered some major health problems"
ah well
if she's stayin in a house of mine
you stay down th road to see yur kids
i dont like yur attitude
you dont know how to share
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the bangles
"walk like an egyptian"
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only want what i cant have
three chicks
havent done that since i was a teenager
"still a teenager"
42
"still gettin pimples"
"teenage testicle problem"
cut my nuts off
when im good and ready
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poor dear
hasnt had an orgasm in three weeks
climbin th walls
"different girl"
i listen
"they'e all three gunna be ***ual relation****ps"
with a bit of love
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violent femmes
"gordons message"
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i walked in th samford pub
with a girl in my arm
a perfect circle
"thinking of you"
maree
and stopped
shaking my head
five ex girlfriends
all sittin at a table
wanna talk to this one
oh dear
she still married me
but dragged me into th bush
to live
bit dumb
broke us up
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i met maree
at th samford pub
she was tryin to get into
libby's pants
th whole pub was tryin
to get into libby's pants
th pub prickteaser
everyone bought her drinks
and felt free to ignore er
sat down with libby and maree
lesbian girl
so much more forward
than boys
maree was th bouncer and cook
at th country club
up th road
i went out with libby for six weeks after that night
got laid
and
****in boring
been there ?
so i dropped er
started goin to th country club
and
started goin out with maree
bobbie and i
sittin outside
of a friday late night
commentating on th punches
she'd throw at th errant boys
we had some fun
sorry muz
i couldnt resist
it was really too easy
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the black eyes peas
"smells like funk"
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violent woman
"just forgive jane already will ya ?"
i have
i was cordial
we kissed twice
and i was ridin th uni
so
th nuts were comfortable numb
so many crashes last night
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ravin about perfumed poos for days before hand
that aint really about nicole kidman
much as i'd like it to be
jane hates th smell
ciggies in th toilet
like lots of girls i spose
wants perfumed poos
do that for em
they might shutup for a while
it's a dream
i have a dream
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so maree
ya still readin my online diary ?
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it wanders th newsgroups
in free space
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a free online diary
not a ****in blog sayin
pls tell me how wonderful i am
i dont need that
my ego is sufficiently big
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thanks all th same
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****in maree
was
i'm gunna take yur ego down a peg
and we walked in th door of th pub
i dunno babe
see that table
those five girls
all ex girlfriends of mine
sittin by themselves
and she's like
i bet you think they're talking about you
ok
let's go find out
hello
so ya's are talkin about me
saw us walk in
think i'll go play a game of pool with bobbie
i've heard all this before
i dont listen to any of it anyway
you can stay and listen if ya want
"she did"
hmm
i dont think so girl
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placebo
"second sight"
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there's something to this
being a girlie boy
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jenny
you cant go out with a girl
who cares what ppl
out there
think of her
play with yur girls
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my ex girlfriends keep coming back
and they all know
th current one
cant keep me
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[phone rings]
[john supersalesmen on th phone]
"im not talking to you"
and hang up
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laurie anderson
"walking and falling"
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ya wouldnt listen to me john
said i was in heaps of pain
said why
you still wanted to sell
wouldnt let me go
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the black eyed peas
"latin girls"
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ya didnt look after me
not a bit of it
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learned a long time ago
if i dont listen to ya
i can do what i want
i close to my ears to you
ya cant communicate
not goin to hear
your side
still too ****y
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"he is persistant"
such a boy
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you'll have to use an intermediary
till th memory of
the worst pain in almost a year
or
after th next painful episode
got jane off th hook
probly lee as well
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not often
a boy does somethin
to make my nuts ache bad
talkin of a job
and spend
nine hours in
a network seminar
sellin sugar pills
with 350 odd women in th room
tells me
your magic mate
aint accomodating to me
you ****ed up
i dont want a return match
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"girlie side will take care of this guy for a while"
"dont sweat it paulie"
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"you hurt me"
"get ****ed"
"sugar lollies didnt taker th pain away"
"was a ****ed hour and half drive home"
"im too old to pull my dick in th bush"
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do re mi
"new taboos"
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"Wants you to sell to chicks"
not without a steady ****
too much testie pain
know what i mean ?
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i dont have much trouble gettin jobs
usually land em on th first interview
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sometimes i have trouble shakin em off
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"dropped most of th male friends"
keep landin on th door
with another stacked chick
it's not so much
he cant handle it
likes th perve
it's his wife
dj said some pretty nasty ****
if you're gunna jam my past down th throat
of every chick i bring thru th door
in th name of
makin another female's friend****p
with my past
i dont think so
and yur hubby was away
for eight years of it
there's a stack he aint got
glad of that
could of been worse
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when ya dont have that *****
clingin to ya anymore
give me a call
in th meantime
yur dead man
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midnight oil
"luritja way"
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ya came between jane and i
which neither of us appreciate
cause we had some other issues
and it clouded things
enough trouble goin out with paulie
cant introduce him
to any of her girlfriends for a start
why melinda wont **** me anymore
keepin her girlfriends at bay
morticia had some problems with it
her friends all took me dancing
jane's not bothered about
morticia
and morticia's not bothered about
jane
but both asked
about lee
<<< Smile >>>
another leggy
ex page three model
wild redhead
that still knocks em dead
just
hold off a second
jenny
this is gunna get
more complicated
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powderfinger
( baby i've got you ) on my mind
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jane hates powderfinger
i listen to everything and enjoy it
doin pooh's back night befor last
it was country music
****
i even dropped into
girlie voice background
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not too many singers out last night babe
really dropped off
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th wizard droped thru
while it was quiet
with
th kadeetcha man markings up th left arm
when you say sorry
so will i
in blue ink
across th abs
in a pair of holey 501's
bumped into an ex girlfriend
we're talkin again
talkin orgasms that is
sittin in my car
with a bourbon
and a couple of cones of marijuana
ok
how;s it treatin ya ?
dont listen to th detail
wont rmember it anyway
listen to th theme
two boyfriends and yur frustrated
ok sweetie
hmm
know two other chicks almost in th same boat
didnt say that
just smiled
what do girls want ?
out standing orgasms
if ya can give em that
they ring
no matter how bad you;ve pissed them off
eventually
they ring
most boys are useless im told
im not a boy
my x girlfriends
dump me
scream at me
and a year later
after bein out in th wilderness
conspire to bump into me
and do it all over again
it's only been happening
23 years
garbage
"milk"
th x girlfriends dont go away
haunt th current one
casue she still thinks
she can **** every day
and all th x's
know damn ****in well
you cant
"he'll remember me"
"and we'll hookup"
"it;s not till relation****p seven"
"that you figure out who th boss is"
"and he's magic"
"you cant fight him"
"meets yu after seven months"
"for th first time"
"with"
"when you say sorry"
"so will i"
"written across his belly"
"and laughs at ya"
the kinks
"everybody's gunna be happy"
infuriating
i gotta put up with em
hittin me occasioanly
get it out o your system beautiful lady
i am sorry
i try to keep th numbers down
ask mik
he knows
i try to keep th numbers down
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love ya jane
nice to
bump
into you like that
seven months to th day hey
yu wont take that slot machine without me
you wont make th ***** ***
too selfish
<<< smile >>>
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..
WIZ
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p.s.
empathy
extends
across
all mediums
finding th off switches is th trick
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cleo
likes it when ya talk dirty to er
somebody uo there likes me
<<< smile >>>
chicks hit on jane
and morticia
and lee
everywhere ya take em
sorry
everywhere i take em
pooh
wants to come out
next weekend
for a wander with th wizard
have some just
amazing **** happen to me
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dirty dancing in th bourbon bar
with wild facepaint
five chicks
and th
bar
is throwin drinks at me
my real girlfriend
ahs been in
thre or four times
grabbed a drink and
wandered across th road
to play in th granny bar
lee
is so wet
been doin girl ***in sounds
on th dancefloor
morticia isnt too disturbed
she knows where im sleepin tonight
but um
dont like watchin
sabrina and i dance
i take th piss out of sabrina
do what she's doing
draggin her vagina
across th dance floor
morticia isnt quite that flexible
i dunno morticia
you drag more boys out th door
and faster than she does
swings ad nr oundabouts
boy gott a have a healthy ego to talk to sabrina
sleep in sabrina's bed
sunday nights
without ***
after dancin all night mostly
moritci'as
friday and saturday nights
and spend most of th eweekend
with lee
and minka
and that friend of lees
that liked black boys
and jess
<<< smile >>>
runin into th boys toilets after me
i peeled in
as th wizard
to go for a leak
28 boys
sittin outside
not doin much
at surfers paradise
and jess
runs into th boys toilets
and he we have a convo
that lasts
ten minutes i guess
jess was gettin off boys and girls
we werent touchin
but
she been on morticias back deck
just after we had ***
and then
two horu slater
foun meon bree;'s bed
givin bree a ofot massage
and bre
was
wet as
morticia bree and jess
all studyin
psychology togeether
didnt you get off beautiful lady ?
look mum
no hands
<<<Smile >>>
"what are those boys thinking paulie ?"
yeah ok
what were you thinkin that day on bree's bed ?
i know what ya said
"she is getting off isnt she"
then morticia walked in th room
you **** bricks
<<< Smile >>>
and she came over and kissed me
so is this better than dancing or what ?
listen to those idiot boys outside
see ya again beautiful lady
i had a fun time too...
"was a nice ride"
orgasm thief
"smiles and nods"
