jane returns ( and then there were three )
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"oh"
"my'
"god"
"you said today"
'i had some kind thought of you today"
"And jane "
"Walkin down th street"
"yellEd out"
"paulie hi"
"As we were unicyclin past"
"wow"
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i dont Talk tHAT way
she does
kinda felt it
didnt want to be in town
i resurrected th shark wizard
for a ride
first time i've worn a helmet this year
said hi to ellen
she was packin up an headin up th hill
busker desert no-one to sing with
cool
quiet as too
small crowd
we walked back to my car
i shouted her some cones
and
we split a bourbon
and talked
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had a kiss
two
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hmmm
jane commisioned th wizard painting
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so
that's three
i thought ya said ya wanted
two girlfriends
what happens now ?
"wel morticia said"
"meet for a coffee and whatever"
"and we did that three years"
"solid ***"
"had my hands down pooh's backside last night"
"baby oil and a massage"
"and jane threw her new number "
"and made noises"
raved about *** more like
such a girl
still a versace lady
ah man
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havent run three girlfriends in a ****in long time
"two didnt work"
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hmmm
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you a bettin woman ?
"why?"
who's gunna lay me first?
and will i make th ten months single ?
it's comin up
havent beaten it in fifteen years
date of my last screw
is in here
seven months to th day
since i seen jane
at her eldest's eighteenth birthday party
i'd just wandered in basically
hmmm
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kylie minogue
"Red blooded woman"
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"you said a blonde"
"She's blonde"
"Again"
"Says she's got two boyfriends"
"but"
"ravin about *** with paulie/jenny"
"i dunno paulie"
said ya wanted two femjacks
she's certainly that
"paulie th unbeleivable"
i have trouble sometimes
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moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
up my arm
black fella symbols
actually saya
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
but i'll go with what jane said
she always was my fa****on consultant
at least i was wearin 501's
originals
slashed
not much else but
some beach thongs
a yellow towel
on th unicycle
and
cause th wizard
had to meet th magic dancing girl
i wore th wizard shark fin hat
written on my belly
--
when you say sorry
so will i
==
in niko pen
we had a few giggles
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can still smell you on my left hand
holding hands
while i drove her to her destination in town
th casino
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i was in originals
no clothes
to go out
one bad stack
lots of not so bad
blood on th right kneee
really rare
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the black eyed peas
"hey mama'
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it;s yummie mummie time
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"it could get worse"
it could
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"Wanna see morticia"
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'you wanna go new first ?"
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sma****ng pumpkins
"rat in a cage"
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she still loves me
<<< smile >>>
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"more im****tantly"
"She says mik and dj are history"
"<<< Smile >>>"
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'you got kuta lady comin out for a coffee too"
diary's gettin interesting again
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"tomorrow ?"
take it as it comes
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"ah jane"
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"so magic"
"cant talk about dribbly women"
"without her stickin her nose in"
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we talked about th boys
who went where
and for how long
she's gotta talk to th youngest
we been a bit weird for im
it's finally grown back
just like you like it
fully wild
cut it off over you
stuffed me in a window as i recall
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donna summer
"i feel love"
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i thought i got that ****ed up but it was fathers day
and i got a bit weird
thanks
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i dont like that ****
***
i gotta afford it now
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you said some really nice things
i will try to repay in kind
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enough time's gone by
it's not yesterday
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this is off th album
"i remember yesterday"
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so it says
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th wild irish redhead
with blonde hair
***
"and still havin troubles findin boys to make her wet"
arent we all ?
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never rains but it pours
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this is th point where usually
i pick one
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violent femmes
"dance, mother****er, dance!"
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although last time
i picked two
sorta worked for a little while
takes practise ya know
to get it right
dont like hurting each other
had a coupl relation****ps with jane
and a couple or more with morticia
and both at th same time
and pooh
well
we're best friends
and ***** as hell
he didnt
th bastard
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"can i run three?"
you gunna be honest ?
"as i can be"
'write it about online anyway"
"which all three know by th way"
nirvana
"where did you sleep last night?"
doomed
"yeah but fun tryin"
"and i think all three already love both of us"
"they all know about me"
"We were ****ed up about th ***change ****"
"they understand"
"dropped jane and morticia a week apart"
"not as ****ed up now"
"game to try again anyway"
"we ready to do this smarter girls?"
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"<<< smile >>>"
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it could get worse
'don;t wish it on me"
"this is enough to be gettin on with"
used to bounce around five houses
and tell th police
i had no fixed address
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"will jane call now ?"
<<< smile >>>
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****in lee will call now
jane asked abut er
so did morticia
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radiohead
"creep"(acapella)
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have t watch th signs
im not in a dead hurry
id like to
go that ten months
without
this time
beat my record
but
it's gettin
close
i can tell
comin outta th woodwork now
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"and if we see th stacked blonde at th sun****ne coast ?"
we take her number if we can swing it
she'd be nice on th arm
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"incorrigible"
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i dont lie to em
ya cant own me
takes like five relation****ps
before it sinks in
but ya cant own me
ya cant **** every day
so just put that aside
dont make it an emotional issue
yeah right
cant live with women
without it
masturbation
just dont cut it
placebo
"where is my mind"
im still swingin with honesty
as much as i dare
dont ask
and dont look for my diary
and if ya find it
dont read it
and if ya do
you know i love you
i have some really nice lady friends
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that's incredible jane
i dont like yur given name
you answer to jane
i think jane still wants her treehouse
**** you smell good versace lady
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garbage
"queer"
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now can we civilized this time ladies ?
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nearly multiple orgasm time again
nice thing about being
both
best of both worlds
and not nearly as ****ed up about it
as i was
jane wanted me to be a girl
mortica wanted me to be a boy
i had some
difficulty
when i went out with
morticia and bree
morticia wanted a boy
sabrina dear wanted a girl
but with a dick
and pooh
well
jenny and pooh are cuddlin buddies
three magic ladies
lee's due to call
she'll feel morticia
they all wonder about lee
we used to break out and go
dirty dancing together
pick up together
help each other
sit in th girls toilets
and blow cones
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coldplay
"05 yellow"
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hi bree
least you arent in th picture
still besotted with you
was down your way last week
unicyclin in th surf
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"is the unicycle man alive again ?"
he's stirring
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"who do you think ?"
i dont care
i'm havin too much fun
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we got heaps of smoke
we'll be right
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"you'll have to **** one of em sooner or later"
"And then"
when you say sorry
so will i
it's a black thing
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sorry babe
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george carlin
"minority language"
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always said
yur back reminded me of nicole kidman's
dunno if she's as flexible as you though
or me
wild ****
ok darling
i dunno how we lived together so long
but yeah
so um
i take it
you havent been goin over th edge five or seven times in a night hey
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afroman
"high"
***
"yu didnt say that"
didnt have to
***
she implied it though
*****in about boys
im still not a boy
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lived with my online diary
in our bedroom
in my heart
i know you'll love me forever
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i looked at a pic of jane
couple of days ago
been
****in long time
cleo hasnt been bein nice to ya ?
told ya it was my magic
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but then
you did give me a painting
i'll pull it out tomorrow
got thirteen leads
to ****ft
of me as th wizard
on a big unicycle
**** you are magic
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"we dint sing in th street"
GOOD
"hi wiz"
"you awake now ?"
THATS A DUMB QUESTION
"yep"
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later
..
..
..
WIZ
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P.S.
HMMMM
GIVE ME SOME DRUGS MAN
SOME STRAY PAINT HANGIN OFF YUR ARM THERE PAULIE
***
WEEN
"VOODOO LADY" LIVE
***
I HIT A POST
HIT IT HARD TOO
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CAME DOWN LIKE ABAG OF ****
DIDNT CARE
FIVE BOURBONS INSIDE
AND MULTIPLE CONES
AND BEEN OFF
DRINKIN FOR A BIT
ONE LEFT IN TH CAR
DONT NEED SEVEN TO FLY
FIVE PELENTY MUCH
HERE YA GO BEAUTIFUL LADY
I EVEN TOOK A PIPE IN
DONT NORMALLY
NORMALLY I ROLL
VERSACE LADY IS FUSSY
PIPE OR NOT AT ALL
HMMM
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SHE'D BEEN DOWN TH VALLEY
I'VE BEEN MISSING
TH WIZARD'S BEEN
OFF
AND WAS TREKKIN THRU TH CITY
I BOUGHT TH 501'S
WHEN I WAS WITH YOU
HAVENT WORN EM IN AGES
REALLY TORN UP
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GO WHERE WE GO
THAT'S TH PLAN
