let go of my nipple ( one bourbon in )
***
acdc
"highway to hell"
cant hear it ?
you better get a better mp3 player
ya can download those too
***
"instant karma"
crack th ****in bourbon will ya
**
placebo
"daddy cool"
***
daddy ****in terrifying
"just cause yur old man was a murderer"
***
paulei th unbelievable
***
cheers
***
suckin down some
primo weed
been up th dam
sittin and
singin background
and drainin a bourbon
where do i wanna play tonight ?
ppl smile everywhere
***
lit th wrong end of my smoke
why am i tellin you **** ?
**** off
***
ya wanna let one rip jenny ?
"see what happens"
"im easy"
no yur not
***
red hot chilli peppers
"road trippin"
***
chicks jumpin out of th shadows jenny
ya sure ya wanna go sing ?
"shutup big brother"
***
<<< smile >>>
***
wanna go slide my unicycle
thru a crowd
***
no ****in brakes
***
get out of th road
this is not a request
but a warning
***
this brizzie
even th wizard has th brizzie attitude
***
you do me a ****ing trick
who do you think yur talkin to ?
some street bum ?
go and find out
how many of th ppl
behind you
know me
***
placebo
"Second sight"
***
when th back pocket feels full
i come out
and make smiles
it's kind of
addictive
worse than a drug
pretty girl
with a big **** eating grin on her face
"perfumed poos pls"
and she's number two hundred and three
above a seven smiled
tonight
no i dont count
***
i arrived one night
three black women
at th car
havent started work
ah yeah
gday
***
i've been off and done a big beach
***
massive attack
"safe from harm"
***
i was surfin th tiddlers
and this guy took a roll or two
ran like a bastard he did
i was catchin waves down miami beach
on th unicycle
twisted his mind
***
just surfin man
kind of like
a training run
got a meeting at half eight
***
kicks in like turbo boost
****sche
in th small of th back
oh baby
no ****in roof
cageless
a beast
ridin th beast
"flyin th beast and watchin th ***** ***"
***
but is it better
to have a guy run down th beach
as ya surf
takih snaps
or to have a supermodel
with a bodygaurd
run you to a stop
to get a light for her cigarette
it's all good
***
ya gotta be trashed to make it interesting
im too good
***
i slide a unicycle man
we are one
***
some call me master
i cant show you how to do it
you have to teach yurself
ok i'll sit here an watch
and make intelligent
i hope comments
***
the offspring
"pretty fly " (for a white guy)
***
hey little dick
***
im an aboriginal elder
i got a ****y sense of humour
***
i get some respect
out there
you dont count
***
aboriginal tranny *****
how big are her balls ?
course i stopped singin background
and said hi sweetie
***
gerry rafferty
"baker street"
***
i had some nice thought of you jane
***
"i let down"
***
ok
ya finished playin with yur girlfriends ?
"As if"
***
"you got nice plans for th autumn"
sorry i havent shared
***
honestly
this one;s my girlfriend
she ****s me in public
they dont
pretty easy to pick
***
cat stevens
"into white"
***
think she's more black
maori princess kind of girl
phone rang
where was i ?
little brother on th phone
tape lost
cool dude
do that then i'll split
***
pj harvey
"meet ze monster"
playin in th background
***
when i was ****in two
they both ****ed me in public
what does this tell you ?
***
city high
"caramel"
remix
***
plain jane
no way
she was versace lady
***
wild in bed
***
he thought i'd stayed out all night
***
****in car was in th driveway
i thought i was th one who smoked pot
***
got in about two
***
very *****
***
"need a big ride"
"on th fly wheel"
"go out and break some rules"
"Cause we can"
***
discrimination
i'm an aboriginal elder
dont ya know
well
when you say sorry
so will i
***
in th meantime
nicole kidman takes it in th arse
in my dreams
***
not good for my health
***
city high
"caramel"
alright windows
who lit yur fuse ?
stupid ****in random feature
***
a human cannot influence
a program in a computer
"not human"
***
occams razor
i prefer a baseball bat
i'll get th truth
***
speak damn you
speak
take th baseball bat out of his mouth
***
alright alfred
i'm only going to ask you this once
did you let catwoman in past th alarms ?
pls have a good look at th
wires form th elctrical socket
goin to yur testicles
before you reply
found th ***** in my bed
and she tied me to th bedhead
i'm after revenge
that bat's been used
***
the kinks
"susannah's still alive"
***
oh dear
***
she's tied up in th batmobile
i hope robin doesnt find er
***
that boy is a caution
***
pj harvey
"teclo"
***
got my parents interred in th ashtray
dont ash it in pls
***
yur first name gullible ?
***
i like to bury my girlfriends
close to home
basically im a lazy ****
thats why theres all those humps
in th back yard
now she wants to **** me
well they didn t listen to me
ya know ?
<<< smile >>>
***
****ed my brains out
***
hmmm
***
why ya lookin at that hoitie toitie ***** in th cosmo mag ?
you fancy her or something ?
it was nicole kidman
started a real
interesting argument
and i ****ed her on th bonnet of her car
on th kuta mountain
a bit later that night
thanks nickie
wow what a ****
***
a perfect circle
"rose"
***
how 's th house at rose bay goin then ?
***
too easy this
***
"i was gunna say"
"how could ya use nicol kidman so you could get laid ?"
worked didnt it ?
***
we lived together for eighteen months
huge tits
no arse
playboy body
seventeen
and i was mid twenty's
boy did i have some jealous mates
***
and she rode my sidecar on occasion
on th way to bike rally's
extinct now
she'd walk into a room
and it;d go quiet
***
beck
"beautiful way"
***
sachet in
you can take a pretty girl anywhere
***
the kinks
"waterloo sunset"
***
no man
i dont give a **** how many drool
who's she ****in ?
***
brown belt with a black tip
zen do kai
cmon paulei hold th mat
kicked me out th door
went down th stairs
got a nice apology for that one
i think yur ready to go out again babe
***
burned my ****in cock
with a jug of boiling water
in th bath
so blonde
ya got th wrong colour hair hey
we're runnin from th pigs
at th bathurst motorcycle race riots
she's got massive tits
make life miserable for er
and she falls down
i pick er up
she goes to punch me
and goes to get picked up by my mate
who comes around every day
***
jewel
'do you want to play ?"
***
started playin guitar
livin with you
***
faced a one percenter
with huge knives on his belt
down
she's my woman now
i have respect in this world
no-one else here will do one wheel wheelies on a sidecar for th
crowd
she used to go out with th vice president
of a maniac bunch of one percenters
respected ppl
hey babe
later on
in another town
i became vice president
of a bike club
***
city high
"you dont know me"
***
her brother rode a bike
her father rode a bike
and she was learning
i bought a 250
for her to ride
we had many happy memories
of bein out in th
back streets
learnin motorcycle survival
i climbed outta th pilots seat
we were sittin on 140
goin down south
on th big highway
bout seven hours in
and she climbed over me
and took over
take my lid off
sit in th chair
and
have a durrie
a beer
maybe a cone or two
but i missed my footing
and wearing thongs
went thong first into th bitumen
at 150 plus
she's got a lead foot man
yow
ah babe
i aint in there yet
trial of blood down th highway
out with th electircal tape
no dont stop
gotta keep up with th pack
i love ya but
man
***
ouch
***
ya bought a ****in ****box
they rust in th tail like
****in nobody's business
ya spat at me
walked out th door
and
nine months later
came over for a cuddle
and
rust all over th boot
when i started goin out with th bulldyke
you split
never forgotten ya
you were right
but i had to try
***
the defences are so heavy
only th stealth fighter has a chance to succeed
***
paultje/jenny
"wheeltailmonkey"
***
"does that say paultje slash jenny ?"
umm
yeah i guess
***
'gunna get you"
***
drums and vocals
***
"ya put another guitar riff over it live"
didnt tune th axe though
uuuugggglly
"that song that's been buggin you"
"fits right on top"
yeah
"been playin it for ages"
i make music slow
***
U2
"sunday bloody sunday"
***
more drugs ove rhere
**** that axe is out of tune
thanks mlm mlm girl
five foot ten
skinny white girl
spread over a white vlaint car bonnet
shades of alvin purple
kuta thanks you for th view
and 120 car horns
we all know we're ****in up here right
this'n is a goodun
***
for everything
***
father a professor
mother high up in education
***
smart girl
***
more cones over here
***
cartin out
a one percenters
ex girlfriend
tales over th pillow
we did th rally scene
ridin
four hundred k's
to go and let it all hang out
in th bush somewhere
anarchy
th cops dont come in
too many of us
three thousand this year
they'd say
it was fun inside
but i did
slides
just
jump off th sidecar
while it still flying
thrown sideways
and
slide to th bar
feet first
finger up
i'll have three beers thanks
**** it's hot
you goin swimmin
we're goin skinny underwater rock racin across th flooded river
no man i;ve done three trips
just comin back for supplies
my chick'll drink me into th ground tonight
i dint know yur club
got on with them now
i nearly fell over man
yeah i got th evil eye
did what you suggested
it'ss all unsaid isnt it?
she creamed man
nice of him really
my mates packed death
she pulle dher top up for bobbie
he fell over
he didnt klnwo she was
evx vice presidents girlfriend
of th club throwin this rally
we gettin some kudos out there
ballsie
thanks for th beers
hey ?
course she's good in bed
ya dont think he would carted her around that long if she wasnt
get this
her oldies
had us round for tea
love me
i brought their daughter home
david es***
"rock on'
bumpe dinto em
with *** down **** me later eyes
on my arm
and fuk they were charming
you said i should write a book
this is for you
the open mind project
***
kylie
"track no05"
***
**** i had some mates
***
she thought i was tame
after what she'd seen
we been goin out two weeks
i came back from th bar
on one wheel
with half th rally urgin me on
in th tent
that night
after ***
she was like
yur a bit wilder than i thought
dont know half of it yet
daddie was a murderer
and
i ran th biggest party house
brisbane has ever seen
ppl came from sydney
just for a look see
***
welcom to th farm
ten acres of fun
dont walk in th middle of th flat track
cars and bikes are laible to slide thru it at any hour
it is not a safe place
hi
my name is black
pleased to meeet ya
house rules
you shout th house
a small tax
a little weed
and a little alcohol
whatever yur doin
ya dig ?
couple of hundred ppl here now
ten acres to play in
and nicely mellow
some excellent blends of
marijuana
th boys down stairs
have a blend cookin
seven different types
with a big block of hash
and some
hash oil
as well
big
twenty five paper joints
you only come in if you share
cool
have a good time
jewel
"cleveland"
***
i went to dildo downs
i even got a t****rt
they were mates of my mine
i went down on dildo downs
they promoted their party house
but it wasnt daily
a pale imitation
robbie and i screwed there one night
a chick each
opposite sides of th shack
wobblie stumps and
condemned
and stroke to th rhythm
of th boys shouting stroke
cause th boys are gettin sick
th house had th ****mmys
have to see how th timing goes
we were within ten seconds
so th house didnt fall apart
and we all had fun
***
i've washed th limo
***
bjork
"venus as a boy"
***
he's laughin at me
im at th same stage he is
last time out
he had one girlfriend
i had two
we were avoidin th place
ya dont **** th chick next door
get a boyfriend girl
moved down th road
spent half last night there
oh me
least im honest but
im a bit stick iit in yur face
but
my psyche is my testicles
and they talk loud
i'm a man
***
veritable flood of hot *****
shoved in my face
may as well go back out and sing
***
no that is a hot *****
can feel th heat from here
just gunna tease it a while longer
***
ah bree
***
so i cant **** ya
cause yur
her firend
but we sleep together anyway
cause th attraction is
just out there
least she drains me well
this is for th fa****on show
step out of th shower
and
blackman
with a half shlong
are we even ?
***
so who did you do this weekend ?
we arent sleeping
we disturb th hell out of each other
why i see ya one night a week
was he good ?
no we went to a nightclub
she got real cut cause
i told womble and catwoman it was a chick
i ****ed in th doorway of a nightclub
and it was her
ruffled feathers
i dunno
she keeps tellin me
she likes chutzpah
she was funny when she came around this afternoon
she loves you too ya know
but did ya have to be so catty
cause she ****ed me at four ppm and i walked in th door
still reeling
she loves me
she knows i gotta hold yur hand
and she did **** up and dump me over drugs
and we fell in love
and we both love her
this is doomed to failure
nd you two are studyin together
but
she is jealous
and she's walkin around sayin
she dont care who i ****
but she does
but she's ****in four boys
ah babe
ok hit me
i forget who im with sometimes
doesnt like being callled babe
just like to stir ya up
i dont want whiskey in my coffee
it's four am
i'm still recoverin from last sunday night's dancin session
you dance harder than five girls
yeah
i should know
i wore em out
i dunno morticia
th tales ya tell
***
kylie
"track no10"
***
'im sorry i danced with a chick in th street"
'**** her first"
'even if it's an alley ****"
'im really sorry"
***
wearing wild facepaint
applied by a pro
she likes me
and goin nighclubbin
you meet
lots of pretty chicks
trust me
i been nightclubbin
on a unicycle
can i put my unicycle in th cloakroom ?
i dont come back if i dont get looked after
it's umm
that night club
they used to give me
triple vodkas
and give me ten bucks change
for a five
and not
clandestine
she'd hold th ten
nice and high
and wave it
fun
lots of fun
***
laurie anderson
"walking and falling"
***
get me a bourbon woman
what are you doin what yur told for ?
"i like bourbon"
***
text doesnt do it justice
neither does texting
***
tool
"jimmy"
***
stunning redhead
****
***
called
jade
***
i ad two dogs
one was red cattle
dingo crosd
he was called red
and a blue cattle dog rottweiler cross
he was called blue
and a big seven and half kilo of solid muscle
ginger tom
cat
called ginger
if i didnt name em a colour
they didnt get to grow old
you learn
***
they call me black
***
leave th pub
on th back wheel
it aint a trainin wheel pudknocker
you see these good ppl puttin **** on me ?
yur pretty green at this arent ya ?
learn some manners
***
ya either got it
or ya havent
the right stuff
the best police chase
and still got to **** th girl
ba****n on bathroom door
well if yur balls were as biga s mine
you'd be in here
and id be th one who was cut
and yur all still int h shouse
and i got a wet dick
go and get ****ed
wont leave so i can screw
yeah
i gotta wash th jails tink off me
wanna join me in a shower ?
gotchya
didnt need nicole kidman that time
anther clubbie girlfriend
and she wanted to make her one percenter husband
jealous
all his runnin around girlfriends
****ed me everywhere
but my rep was such that
he didnt kill me
they got back together
he bought me a beer at th pub
my mates were so cut
shook my hand
i am th man
***
ya got a nice lady there
i agreed not to call er
cause i like er
outrageous
**** anywhere
and ballistic
she's got it out of her system now
thanks dude
***
jmmy
barnes
"i'd die to be with you tonight"
***
backannouncing again
***
powderfinger
'passenger"
***
did i do all this **** ?
"paulie th unbelievable"
ok
***
seven french chicks
at a xmas party
and im th entertainemnt
yur ****in jokin right ?
***
im still spinnin
***
swear to look after my nuts
or go and get ****ed
i care
***
"alright tarz"
..
..
..
later
tarz
***
p.s.
pink floyd
"time"
michael's version
and me singin harmony
it's everywhere
makes me wet...
