barbie girl clutching her tits ( scorched plastic )
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what is it about girls ?
start talkin about her boobs
and she grabs em
lifts em up and down
and generally
jiggles em all about
thank you
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"and kuta lady"
yeah but she's too easy
"told her she didnt have big tits today"
she doesnt
i've gone out with bigger
get out of th road
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barbie girl's little brother
bopped thru th door for lunch
said
"hey big brother"
cool
actually it's ****in hot
how ya doin brother ?
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"kuta lady's doin a bit better"
she too
it seems
was on a couch with a girl
this morning
much happier anyway
kinda makes ssense
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we're kinda connected
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"alright kutaman"
"make a ****in bong"
cle.
anin th hash pipe
pause
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here listen to this music
if you;re not gettin th stream
it's cause i'm not sending it
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khia
"lick my *****"
one of kuta lady's favourite songs
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unpause
that's four chicks in four days
playin with their tits
in front of me
hmmmm
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today's smokes are
peter jackson
virginia
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why yes virginia
women do cream all over th floor
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do it on th ****in floor
we gotta sleep in here
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call you puddles
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simon and garfunkel
"cecilia"
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hmm
it's 2.16 pm
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ever had a yummie mummie ?
she's gotta pick up her kids round three
and at two
she's on her knees in my lounge room
alright who's watchin th clock ?
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you were a fun ride
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"she should of been a ride at disneyland"
"in one of th scary rides"
"wet though"
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nothing a baseball bat in th arse wouldnt fix
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"hi tarz"
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pj harvey
"cmon billy"
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i dont think it was a suck and tell all
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"i had your son"
so
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you asked for him
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take him and go
girl with th jealous ***** syndrome
i can have four boys
but you cant have one girl
no
i can have a couple
been there done that
thanks
made my life babe
i lived a few dreams
***
the black eyed peas
"***y"
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dirty dancing with five girls
an entertainer
playing
with sabrina
at table
and she's saying
we should have a show
a big brother show
and we have to guess
which girl is
paulie's girlfriend
got your legs wrapped around mine dear
playin footsie under th table
ok minka
i'll do ya in th ladies toilets
let's see yur resolve
ya talk big
been there
done that
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girls are an out there audience
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'morticia was th wild one of th bunch"
'****ed ya in th doorway of that nightclub"
'rest were all talk and very little action"
"cept on th dancefloor"
'i had a lovely time"
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minx
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ok
so ya can piss in a garden
bfd
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violent femmes
"lies" live #
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paulie th unbelievable
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**** happens
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i brought th mp3 player in
bought a fitty
to help me
decide what music we fly to this week
down a beach on my unicycle
a couple i think
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summer
in
queens land
a state of
australia
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suck my dick
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"suck my string"
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we're agreed then
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"the cleaner"
man she could ****
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shakespears sister
"catwoman"
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catwoman dances like she's possesed
when ya make those
robert plant
girl ***ming sonds
on th dance floor
she just goes
squirrely
nice havin a girlie voice
that's big enough to sing in th street
over th street noise
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how'd we do on th new years resolution ?
not singin in th street anymore
"re****t"
"we ****ed up one weekend"
"and sang two nights"
"in th month of january"
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we've cut down then
ok
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experience tells me though
if i **** off for six months
and come back
ppl still walk up to me
and go
i remember you man
you were teachin me to ride a unicycle
one night couple of years back
and we had a joint and
several beers
hey come with us
i get dragged a few places
th odd penthouse
th odd hippie commune
it's all good
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placebo
"special needs'
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****in sugar pills
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"pooh ?"
maybe
if we can find a way
to keep th friend****p
more your friend
"arent they normally that ?"
yeah
"Wet girl"
"when we takin kuta lady out ?"
she wants a quiet night
maybe monday or tuesday
we'll accede
then take her out
sit in a cafe
look at how many boys
and girls
still perve on her
same as always
and
try and help her rebuild her self esteem
she's good today
still sad but
come out and be th girl with th big tits
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pooh doesnt see who's perving
ok dear
let's go out and have some fun
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cat stevens
"sad lisa"
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"kuta lady was ****ed for"
"talkin about every ****in chick she caught"
"hey paulie"
can i just do what i'm doing ?
i'm filling th car
and we're drivin to th beach
remember when ya took that pic at noosa
and i was ridin on the egdes of th waves
but ya wouldnt come down th beach
guy who lived there was
she should walk down to th waterline
but ya took a nice pic
and we had a fun day
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bill hicks
"smoking"
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kutalady's been off th fags for nine days
***
you still gettin some
in th mixed backie pot mix
i smoke straight weed
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placebo
"running up that hill"
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do ya want ****in abss ?
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"barbie girl had to feed us"
"said i was too skinny"
"you can talk"
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it's not a big stretch mark
for two puppies
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ya have to be australian aboriginal to understand low self esteem
***
we got th lowest
life expectancy
on th planet
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thanks for th show
<<< smile >>>
nice girls
so you had a stripper at dawn kuta lady
i'll tell ya about this blonde
i saw up th coast
**** she was good
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"kinda bree in th face"
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afroman
"She wont let me ****"
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kuta lady
requested this is as a download
here ya go sweetie
more my song than yours
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their mine
im keepin em
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i dunno pooh
when ya whack th cat's nuts
i cant um
control paul's reaction
too close to home
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"nice orgasm last night"
jenny
"it;s my diary"
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"you only gotta go halfway to have fun"
***
<<< smile >>>
***
catwoman's boyfriend at th time
danced like a girl
but
felt bad about it
i had five chicks tellin me not to worry about it
so i didnt
and th fact they were buyin me drinks
morticia's a spac chick
she'd have one dance
like number eight dance
and off to a nightclub where she likes th music
dance wth all th girls
sing with womble in th street
and back to morticias
to **** thru th dawn
aaaaaahhhhh
it's worth rethinking
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the red hot chilli peppers
'breaking the girl"
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sweetie
it ****s th act
if there's a girlfriend
with an emotional attachment
hangin off yur shoulder
singer gotta flirt with th girls
if yur chuckin daggers at em
then they dont wanna play
he dont make as much money
and th girls dont get to go clubbing
[second pass]
joni mitchell
"big yellow taxi"
sang this with womble
in th street
every week for
eons
opposite th litle police shack
we'd ge tbent and pissed
and sing marijaunaa songs at em
made up ones
i miss ya mihael
free rangin music
constant jam
[second pass]
you included
i cant get his girlfriend
convinced to let him go
worried she'll lose him
she will
carted him off to th bush to live
entertainer dead
relation****p dead
i been there too
do i come and hang off yur neck when yur at work ?
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ya see that guy over there
you ever met his lady ?
no they invited me around for a beer
she's stunning man
he plays flameco guitar
to stunning women allnight
she floors th opposition
and pretty confident about it too
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violent femmes
"i held her in my arms"
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no i didnt
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i had a good look though
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he was fun to sing with
we'd siti in his car
and blow thbiggest joints
he's shoutin
ya see that chick ?
when i hit that high one
comin in
in th background
of
the godfather theme
i like th new arrangement
ya just gotta fiddle
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"ellen"
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cake
"never there"
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"she's a friend paulie"
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sorry
ran for th phone
didnt quite make it
like two feet
it's downstairs
sorry
overshare
still offline
i do this sometimes
mobile's off
ppl still find me
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arlo guthrie
"now and then"
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that ride on saturday last was so good
i havent been on th wheel
all week
"ya couldnt"
ssshhhhh
th memory
is mor epsopecail
than th livin of it
you wanna remember pain
or a ****in goof surf
in foot deep weaves
catchin waves to th shore
on one wheel
"one wheelin"
cool
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"tested positive is a dumb way to say things"
"it aint a positive"
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khia remix by rob jnr
"my neck, my back (rob jnr remix)
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the red hot chilli peppers
"roadtrippin"
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"bourbon pls"
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dont feel like a singer today
"**** off"
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endorphin junkie
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close my eyes and
let go
singin
where it hasnt been before
and where it probly wont go again
singin harmony's
in th background
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"mozart on a violin"
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gotta be up sparrowfart
saturday
day at th beach
who do ya wanna play with tonight jenny ?
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the offspring
"feelings"
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treat me like family
nice ppl
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"everywhere"
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i can always rely on th kindness of strangers
i prefer not to
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"harmonizer"
it's not just about singing
"it's a gift"
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th boys walked in th door and gave me a hamburger
the girls had juct giveme a
ham and cheese sandwich
i missed my dinner last night
run of to a hurting friend
the all
looks after me
thank you folks
rid that wheel man
**** you look like that
sam guy
that di th wthousand k ride
down syndey way
on a unicycle
and yur girlfriend is
an aboriginal lady
weird
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go hard sam
do it again
i'll race ya
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it was for a good cause
i can ride long time
tv camera off
inserting painkiller
look dude
it's a performance enhancing drug
this isnt a s****t
more drugs over here
somebody
tv camera on
ok
im ready to have my massage now
im pretty flexible
where do you want me ?
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"plow position"
'she wants to learn how to stretch her beck"
"teach her some yoga"
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coldplay
"trouble"
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"so"
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[paulei giggling]
[jenny hitting paulei over head with baseball bat]
[just come out of mik's bum]
ooohhhh
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i bet ya his **** stinks
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"yur on ****head"
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ashtray next to his toilet
"ok ya got me"
***
"jane wouldnt have a poo without a smoke"
buy her perfumed poos for xmas
she'll lvoe you forever...
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they put th schaets in
thru th belly button
it's minimal scarring
in th belly
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you love yur lady dont ya ?
***
you wanna see her happy ?
'not that, she's got complaning ***** syndrome"
'she'll still complain"
'tell ya what"
"why dont we double team her
"then throw her down th stairs"
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kylie minogue
"sweet music"
**
i dunno kylie
music to throw girls down th stairs to
yeah
dig it
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"lite girls"
better than dwarfs
not discriminating
i'll throw fat *****es down th stairs
new
sim game
th fat ***** from hell
and how to throw her down th stairs
a primer
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thanks kylie
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"i'll have what she's having"
funny
i got a mental picture of a big black dick
"hang on"
[unzips fly]
[sorry iled]
[looks down, buck ****d]
"yep"
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yur gettin better
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"it's morticia man"
"she was good for th soul"
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little polynesian girl
with a liking for cock
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you asked
***
sorry
little x in th top right corner
this is a user supposrted service
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kylie minogue
"01 slow"
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ok
it's good ona wheel
stoned
and dancing
with yur eyes shut and ****
"perfumed ****"
sorry
***
i got my eyes closed
cause i'm scared ok
why im in th water
case i fall down
see
SPLASH
g'day pretty lady
<<< smile >>>
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alright
where did they hide th yummie mummies ?
***
our mission
is to seek th yummie mummies
lookit that one
***
alex loyd
"lucky star"
***
volume
***
i have sung
some ****in beautiful songs
with so many talente dmusicans
but ellen
sang about a place i called home
and love
and i sang with her
and
i found
my voice
her voice
took it to
four other buskers to play with
we had a fantastic night
th violin
ya gotta sing
so ****in high
and strong
peircing
took two nights of warm up
<<< smile >>>
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to th pub
then to th dam
to have a quiet
afternoon
bourbon
payday
and i feel good
th fly wheel
calls me
to come fly th dusk
somewhere special
maybe some
spectacular smiles
a preety girl
is a lot prettier
when she's got
a
**** eating grin
perfumed poos of curse
spread acroos her dial
**** i'm a spoiled boy
i've seena aa awful lot
of pretty girl smiles
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later
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wiz
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p.s.
constant jam
coldplay
"god put a smile on your face"
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either that or a one foot white water wave
with th unicycle bein pushed along
on a big open
hard
beach
hey dude with th camera
last person to run that hard down th beach
to stop me
was that model
who wanted a light
felt twenty foot high
but she was a bit dumb
kept usin her own lighter
and id gien her a spare
what page are we up to ?>
you;ve forgotten yur lines
twice
"<<< smile >>>"
"not a boy"
constant jam
