michaels coming ( jenny was wrong )
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the black eyed peas;justin timberlake
"where is the love"
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warmin my voice up slowly
michael's comin round
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background sounds
never been soundin this way
before
ya can do yur own arrangement
in th background
gotta think on yur feet
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you should have a big voice tonight jenny
it's well rested
"thank you michael"
"i love ya"
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nough of that
you do enough of that in th music
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"<<< love >>>"
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"my fave guitarist"
"just come from th park"
"couple of hours counselling session with rod"
no man
try this
that;ll have em ****ed
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george carlin
"feminist blowjob"
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bill hicks
"easter"
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regurgitator
"G7 dick electro boogie"
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i dunno man
***
yeah we sing to a lot of gays
"where's my female assistant ?"
***
slave
***
so
i got a call
and went to investigate
and um
lost th time scheduled
for todays beach ride
on th unicycle
pleasure waves
from yesterdays effort
still
meanderig thru th system
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<<< smile >>>
***
turn a negative into a positive
it backfires on them then
looks like cheap tactics
you look better
yeah
just like two dollars worth of matt black
funny
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bjork
"human behaviour"
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man watching
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bill hicks
"confession time" ( cops )
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travis
"why does it always rain on me"
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th water likes you
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it looks clean
it's dirty as
white
with matt black trim
but done with th eye of a detailer
blacked out
the wheel arches
there's nuthing to see
deep black
th bottom of th petrol tank
mattblack
your eyes can see that
if it's
worng
you might not click
but your eye does
***
?
"give me back my money you *****"
***
fool th eye
four bucks
and your car looks twice th car
know what to paint
***
you have to see it as an artist
that';s just well wrong
cover it with bright ****ny paint
or dulling
matt black
background
bye bye problem
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the human league
"don't you want me"
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the who
"magic bus"
***
yur not in th received calls man
dont quite
get that one
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garbage
"medication" (acoustic )
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"yummie"
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soft cell
"tainted love"
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can michaal drag paulie back out into th street ?
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"bewitched theme"
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massive attack
"radiation ruling the nation"
***
should call it th protection remix
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city high
"caramel" ( remix )
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ya dont show in th
calls received
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powderfinger
"love your way"
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..
..
..
ooohhhhh
sore head
it's' th next day
hmm
phone must be in th car
got ****faced
went to barbie girls
and then
wandered to a
well i'd call it a doof
but it was
heavy techno mucsic
behind a plant nursery
had th cops confused anyway
with wayne and wayne and lara ad isaac
did say though
i''m lyin to my diary and sayin there was 200 ppl here
and that ppl were screwin under th table
head feels like it anyway
we partied till dawn
um
oo
ps
i was kinda headin into town
to go unicyclin and singin
these things happen
dunno what happened to michael
my phone's forgotten his number
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podwerfinger
"rockin rocks"
the verve
"one day"
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wayne senior
said it was hillary's birthday party
it was lenny's
kinda
just around th corner
hillary is as lovely as ever
lenny
you have ht os tincredible sound sytsem brother
my only pick
was th land rover under th gear
everything else was kuta
speakin of kuta
where th **** were ya jennifer ?
i thought you and your girlfriend were ***in
yur old man
was pourin bourbons down my throat
like his new lady friend
th three of us
did get a bit rank
***
got some nice seeds
it's all good
***
dope seeds
***
"i dig it"
"with th tale we were tellinth other day"
yeah
kinda fits
be quiet will ya ?
my ****in head hurts
wooooh
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i did not sing in th street
synchronicity
dragged me to a party
where i sang till dawn
dawn found us
with isaac playin his guitar
ween
"i smoke some grass"
and umm
what's his face on mine
and i was playin th
guitar case as a drum
and singin vocals
we had fun and ****
***
tummy's not real stable batman
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really fat
hard techno
***
with like nine speakers in th stack
this girl was
throwin poi
burnin balls on string
**** she was good at it
dancin
with her eyes closed
to about 115 decibels
we were fully out of it
and all of us
were very appreciative
said thanks
***
"got a nasty look from her boyfriend"
<<< smile >>>
***
really nice girl
***
i smoke some grass
and no
the dog still doesnt like wayne
too much of a boy
***
and he gave me a cuddle hello
***
th night nearly had a strange outcome
why is it ?
th older folk
just slay th youngies
when it ***s to outrageous behaviour
although
lara was like 33
***
there was
lara
and a
lana
and two guys with red hair
mass confusion
no man
i am just very stoned
who are you >
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nickelback
"how you remind me"
***
hillary invited me to
some
swaree comin up
***
"no hayley"
isaac sounded sad
perked up as th night progressed
***
pretty bad
when th fourty year olds
have to start th dancing
g'day
***
th speed heads
started ***in down
round five am
we were drink divin th end of th party
was a really sweet dawn
***
khia
"lick my *****"
***
when i trekked out th door
little brother calls out
where ya off to paulie ?
rarely asks
and i answer without thinkin
i'll only be around th corner
give us a yell if michael drops thru th door
but
i was goin to barbie girls
which is halfway to town
was gunna go th whole way
but th party
was
kinda round th corner
suburb next t this one
got there
met th nursery owner
smoked some gorgeous
bush
sat down and thought
oh yeah
i am just around th corner
still came hoem at dawn though
surfaced round eleven
and little brother is
what th **** are you doin up ?
***
the black eyed peas
"***y"
***
thank you wayne
love ya brother...
***
i even played guitar for a bit
with th hippies
***
ya ever seen a couple of hippies
at a rave ?
***
we arent stoned enough for this
***
ah thanks
***
yeah
we had th dust around
in th eighties
***
was interesting
climb in trees
to th top
and rip off every leaf
on yur way down to th ground
***
yur not allowed to burn th stairs man
***
we were well behaved
***
old bikers
***
well mostly
***
big sound
so ****in big
ya couldnt get it's direction
just turn ff th swirly lights
and kick in th smoke machine
where th **** are we ?
was just ****in gorgeous
bye bye piggy ****
***
nirvana
"breed"
***
they're just drivin around
wavin spotlights out th window
we were well back from th road
***
"haha"
***
nicer than a doof
***
wanderin down th track in th dark
there were lights on th track
when we came in
***
really nice lenny
thank you
happy birthday dude
really happy i made it
***
later
gotta go buy somethin greasy
..
..
..
paulie
***
p.s.
pj harvey
"working for the man"
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my belly hurts
***
oh yeah
did a little fire walkin
dont do this at home
th dunlop volleys
have got huge ****in holes in em
hmm...
