slow down, th kids are on th road ( got it on th first take )
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yur brother just came thru here at speed
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did the
voice over
for *** down **** me later eyes
i warmed up on th guitar
funny
i found it
as part of th stereo system
she had th
e string
wired up as th antennae
i demeanded a tuner
man it;s outta whack
three quarters of a step up
but real happy i nailed it on th first take
then she told me she wasnt depressed anymore
well i should think not
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even played guitar for ya
must be special
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funny
johhno lost his e string last night
rol in her driveway
she's usin hers as an antennae
not th only axe in th house
we're talkin
of layin down some tracks this
holidays
we havent doen it ina while
got somethin i wanna put down
this song wont let me go
i was playin with th
princess parrot
pickles by name
started wofl whistlin
and carryin on
in th background
she was after it to stop
i was happy enough
to sing with th parrot
should record that
out of it parrot
ah me
i'll sing with anything
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just havin some drugs
and crackin a bourbon
you do what you do
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no
i never met a bird that'll root your finger before
ya know
im gunna stick that in a song
later tonight
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they'll get th worng diea of course
might marry it
to that
my hands are too slow song
cant get my woman off
come on *****
i wanna go to th pub
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why do you have to get off ?
before we go out ?
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down russel
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get ready to be scared
windows is pickin th music
powderfinger
"passenger"
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not enough drugs
more drugs ove rhere
she's a bit comely
*** down **** me later eyes
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dont want th nuts hurtin
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one day
before i die anyway
i'll sing that song
about
blue balls
doin th blues
and howe i found peace with it
pot and a unicycle
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i was drivin into town
one night
to go perform
and warmin up th voice on th way
singin background
which kinda sticks out
in th traffic
and this four wheel drive
pulled up beside me
higher than i am
in th ford
and th windows came down
and four chicks poked their heads out
and went nuts
unhinged
best reaction i got that night
i still went out though
to sing
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the verve
"lucky man"
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ok
i dig it
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**** they went off
i was singin
this whole other song
in th background
in harmony
i wiggled in my seat
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"made me wet"
hi jennifer
"*** down's feelin better"
ah good
told her about this guy
last night
came up to rock spider and i
offerin his door key
and an address
then ten mintues later
this swedish girl
was offerin rock spider
everythin but her key
you can have everything
but my door key
we looked at each other
oh ok
and she's goin
continue...
i think we just wanted to have a laugh
but we continued...
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<<< smile >>>
ppl are mad
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he was a pretty boy
and very
umm
forward
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i dunno
th guy last night
rooditn th pole
i was leanin on
i think that was more forward
i nearly fell off th unicycle
ah man
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help
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send drugs
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more drugs over here
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i aint goin
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some gay guy
is gunna come up and
play with my abs again
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kraftwerk
"computer love"
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another borubon
a few mor econes
a shower
maybe a bath
sing a bit
and i'
ll go
ride th unicycle for a coupel of hours
as th
shark
thru th nightclubbers
then sit down
say hi to my friends
and start singin
hopefully till dawn
that's th rough plan
doesnt need to be more detailed than that
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slow down, th kids are on th road
ok alright
th car was runnin better
im fully sick sideways
comin round th corner
ya might be right
+++
and they werent neither
im more psychic than that
+++
can prove it too
arsehole
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no i like ya man
++
ever been told off by th cops ?
for playin th cardoor too loud
while cruisin into their
RBT
checkin our breath for alcohol
funny as
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i'd been drummin
unicycles in th car everywhere
he was smilin but
what i bank on
t get me thru
ya dont think i ride it sober do ya ?
or straight
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i did get done for drugs
ran a red light
after midnight
on a unicycle
go figure
what was your first clue mr detective man ?
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now of course
th boys are handin me drugs
caus eim findin it difficult
to carry em
got searched while singin with michael
didnt search him
and i was carryin
ah well
i wa sholdin th wallet out
in plain view
and they were in there
and we were singin
about doin
really really good drugs
in th fortitude valley
so i guess
ya know
what was yur first clue ?
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gave this dickless tracy th eye last night
while hangin off a pole
she tried hard
to remain a police officer
i got off ok
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well ya did walk past me
on th road
ya coulda walked on th sidewalk
like most regular ppl
was cute
never ****ed a lady copper
i'd do you three times but
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once for you
once for me
and once for my mates
so they can watch
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ya did a good job
of holdin back that smile
lips were umm
fightin ya
**** i got off
+++
you gunna handcuff me honey ?
last girl that tried
i bust into giggles
+++
ah man
i have a good time
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hey rock spider
th rock spider shuffle is comin along
even ****in theo is doin it
+++
we it there
bent out of our heads
just laughin
this chick
talkin at rock spider
jsut got back nonsense
and i said
i dont think so
and she walked off
we bust a gut
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i didnt sing last night proper
till i sat down with ya
cept may be
that aborignal guy
christian
lovely music man
song about love
johnno was moved to speak
yeah
that's nice
played on five strings
and that nasal black fella voice
and i went background
and played fill
then come in th mix
find ht nasal black fella in me
and fly
thanks guy
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shakespears sister
"you;'e history" ( voodoo mix )
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ok ellen
keep it calm
and ill try ok
****in hell
+++
so good
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need a sponge over th mike
****in breathin
couldnt hear th teeth
good enough
wanna nother take ?
cool
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doin
music theory
voice over
for music theory
allegro
a
l
l
e
g
r
o
and what it means
..
i just sing man
goes where it goes
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love th ends of songs
where it gets loose
and we all fly
has anybody seen th ****in end ?
yeah i could go a joint
that stopped em
hi guys
+++
can i have a suck of that
beer ?
**** th dollar
it;s only a fag
take
beer ?
+++
arlo guthrie
"th motorcycle song"
+++
sorry arlo
i sing it
uni sickle
+++
gotta teach ya that one man
it's har dot play
arlo is
ou there
+++
presidents of th untied states
"kcik out th jams"
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i dunno
i love th jam
three buskers or more
sets
busker sets
kickin along
in th dawn jam
**** th ppl dance
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comin out of a nightclub at dawn
we've had a good night
****ed out of our minds
and just boogyin
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the doors
"la woman"
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fcukin johnno man
we did
janes addiction
"jane says"
last ngiht
love you brother
to bits
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mad yank
rock spider's callin him seppo
i dunno man
what;s yur street name ?
i'm shark
pleased to meet ya
+++
last place of address ?
L.A.
+++
like what you bring
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nice gravelly
voice
pu****n
projectin
+++
guy last night gave it riz hey ?
he was nearly there
we both came in
after
and strong
ah man
+++
boys on th bus stop liked it
watched this chick
walk up
and just
i want a seat
move
ahh
ya see that man ?
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****in hell
+++
pretty girl on th bus stop
michael and i woulda sang at ya
need that rhythm guitar
more room to move
he's on a promise
he's comin out
we'll see
i dont come out
sometimes
either
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just want be able to ****ft
harmonize with this
instead of that
or somewhere in between
mira rocked up
last night
black guy with an amazing voice
we were stillw armin up
tryin to get my fingers
to obey me
on th drum
rock spiders drum
mira jumped in th mix
didnt catch ya name dude
just lovely
i jumped from drums to background vocals and back again
needed a drummer
johnno and rock spider and i got off
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foo fighters
"learn to fly"
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was listenin to this
fiv emintues in
alst nioght
on th uncicyle
when th music died
batteries are ****ed
ah man
i run outta spares
had two packs
i pulled in th shop before
th cute chick was on
one of those
triple a
packs of cheap batteries
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better prepared for tonight
hey johnno ?
+++
it was drizzlin
as i pulled into
th fortitude valley last night
ridin into town
in th traffic
th wizard is here
well nearly
wasn;t dancin
felt a bit better when i left
wrong way up th road
my road
i paid for this bitumen
**** off
attitude was abit betetr
adjusted
pass us th attitude adjustment will ya ?
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kylie
"track no 11"
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sorry kylie
i lifted it
gunna slap me in th face ?
+++
i'd sing with ya
background
and get off
dont know if i'd tell anybody though
+++
bad enoguh
out in th street
and some ***y xhick
wantin a photo with th wizard
on th unicycle
half ****d
and drippin
in th summer heat
and been dancin down th street
th wrong way wth my eyes shut
what are you istening to on th mp3 player?
kylie
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lovin days
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not on my current tracklist
jane says is though
wanna do that one again man
if chrissie bops by
she'll *** on th sidewalk
"i might even"
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led zeppelin
"dazed and confused"
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johnno was doin zeppelin last night
still loved by
today;s kids
and me
just no
stairway to heaven k
anything else
even robert's pisstake on elvis
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we nailed a bit
johnno made me feel better
first time i gto married
it was to
led zeppelin
on a harley
i love being me
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"for your life"
wasnt th track id selected
we took too long
ridin th ****in harley down th hill
got amonkey on my back
gunna hunt it down with a shotgun
you wanna get married t that ?
ah well
..
..
..
black bastard
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p.s.
this song
lived in my car
always
in th vw beetle
everywhere we went
this and kashmir
bong bongin on bongin on
love...
