kuta lady three (suck my hole)
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only jenny
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greetings
todays music is
kuta lady 3
compilation
starting with
regurgitator
'couldnt do it' (happy shopper remix)
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commence smoking drugs
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just got back from coffee and cones with th girls
oh
and th boys stopepd in for lunch
"and some cones"
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goes without saying really
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"look"
"i know what yur gunna say about me after i die"
"cause i listen what ya say now"
"and you can go and get ****ed"
"suck my ****ing hole"
"this is me"
"i cant stand bein called a higher being"
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kristin hersh
'your ghost'
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u ok now ?
"yeah wiz"
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"cocksuckers"
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well she was a cocksucker
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actually both of them were
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different smoke today
mellow
black returned
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"at least he didnt thrash th car"
maybe he's tamed
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"he trashed a garden on his unicycle last weekend"
"i dont think so"
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when ya gunna grow up black ?
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weird al yankovic
'alternative polka'
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kuta lady dug this one
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ima loser baby
so why dont ya kill me
but funny
to a polka
black hole sun
all sorts of funny ****
i call this one my
i will survive album
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they all started gettin jiggy with it
and th boys walked thru th door
ah well
<<< smile >>>
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barbie girl's gone like
flash of th eyes and
suck my hole
and kuta lady
bless er
after her head stopped realin with th possibilitites
i think th mental imagery was ****in er up
you know
lots of nice smiels anyway
i noticed kuta lady had changed hair colour
bright red
i mean
bright ****in red
where's th ****in firetruck ?
none pf th other boys noticed
specially not th one she wanted to notice
she was *****in
after they left
and me and barbie girl were like
they're boys dear
for ****'s sake
change hair colour
wax yur eyebrows
take th stud outta yur eye
and put in those massive earrings yu were waerin earlier
and he wont notice a ****in thing
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k's choice
'i'm not an addict'
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u requested it again
stay clear of th speed please
you're doin well
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"and yur tits are stacked again man"
jenny
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"suck my hole"
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glad you cant give yurself a rimjob
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"yur gross paultje, **** off"
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"put a better spin on it"
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ok
mum was a valuer
forget th fact she broke new ground for women
dad killed her with a gun
yesterday as little brothers fourtieeth birthday
in th mail
we get
a blurb orm th council
on how th valuers figure out how much yur land is worth
and mum used to take both iof us
out for drives
doin just that
just gunna nip thru here and look at a house on our way wherever
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
and um
hi mum
and th UXO pamplet
that also arrived int h mail
well that was from dad
who killed her with a gun
sendin
he wish he didnt do it
unexploded ordinance
pictures
onth face of th pamphlett
layin on
th blurb on how htey vauers do their job
layin on top of th note i lef tmy brother
for him to find when he woke up
and grabbed his phone on th way out th dooor
from a clean sink
happy birthday
on his fourtieth
happy now ?
"**** yeah"
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"magic"
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ya both been dead since
1980
but ya both put in a nice appearance
for little brother's birthday
didnt quite get all th positive ways to see it
till today
but umm
i got there in th end
unexloded ordinance
sittin on top of th valuer
my father's wishes fo rmy mother
he's sorry he did it
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cake
'i will survive'
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der dad
we been livin with your ghost for a long time
we know ok
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or someone in th government loves me
<<< smile >>>
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i know it's ordnance
**** off
litle x in th top rght corner
click on it and go away
liek i car ei fya read me
****head
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more drugs over here
my faveourite girl smiled at me
i did a good thing
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a certain jennfier
had a certain big fight with her girlfriend
liek that wa snever gunan happen right
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and she did smile
did th other kuta lady
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a big and broad smile
and jiggled her tits
sorry
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too much information
ncie tits
you know
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not as good as nickie kidman's but
nice tits all th same
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sma****ng pumpkins
'1979'
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ok
wrong song
wrong album
liked it all th same
1979
last of th good years
racing my father thru th streets
in a vw beetle
on two wheels
both racin to get to th pub
before th ****er shuts
two hand brakie slides into th drivethru
father and son
no mobile phones in those days
couldnt ring a mate
hey
you closer to a bottle shop than me ?
that's not bad a for a ****box holden ute dad
yur rear axles bent
you've jumped it too much down cochrane street
ya just wont learn will ya
ah **** off
i saved it
ventually
robbie was fallin out th door
popped open on us again
ask him
yeah he is a bit drunk
maybe later
hey maybe th door'll open again and wake him up
ok
help me put him in th back
i know yur back hurts
help me anyway
did ya have to give him all those plum brandies this arv ?
we got to th pub and he collapsed
massive attack
'protection'
you were well numbed
<<< smile >>>
**** her
she's just another woman
have a drink with us
robbie broke up with another one last week
he's still in th bottle
yeah tracey
harvey's daughter
yeah she was pretty
let's all trek back to th farm
i'll light a big ****in fire
and we can all get drunk together
no work tomorra
it's good he's already asleep
him with th knife fetish
he loves it when you talk guns
not while yur in this mood ok
otherwise i'll stop cookin dinners
i know shes my mother
and you arent my father
but you raised me
and punched her when she put me in ballet
***** wanted a girl
and yur a man
and i feel for what shes doen to you
i was th one who told ya that i found her takin th pill
and you;ve been cut
carry much guilt dad
thing is
always in th past
when you her
BOTH screwed around
it was open and honest
seventies swingers
lot you hid from little brother
btu i was a wild drinkin teenager
comin home home at four am at fourteen
we dont have secrets between us
tonight you are my brother
same as th drunk asleep in my back seat
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royksopp
'i dont know what i can save you from'
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i come home to find
my girlfriend screamin about my fathers ghost
he been disturbin th girls in my absence
no-one else in th house
we thought maybe
their vivid and
drugs addled imaginations
cause they stole drugs off us
all th time
but
rohan
didnt take drugs
and rohan was levelheaded
security guard
straight
and rohan convinced old man
very solid ghost
took me and litle brother
look
he lieks to scare ppl
just
show you not afraid
then he just does funny things
he's got a wicked sense of humour
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chris isaak
'wicked game'
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oh dear
i dropped off new music
with jadicus due on th door
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fourteen
hangin out with doug
one of th old man's mates
who came around to drink
and tell yearns
and play up
doug was seventeen
sixteen year old boys wanderin my house
drinkin with my father
who all slipped me piss
nice boys
i used to dribve em to th pub
includin th old man
for more supplies
i could drive anything at fourteen
including a bulldozer
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seventeen years of driving trucks
and now i cant pass th
drug tests
which bothers some employers
been caught out with the ...
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cake
'i will survive'
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workin as a van courier driver in brisbane
in th late seventies
and comin across th old man in traffic
that first time
i was in a long wheel base toyota hi ace
empty
with a worked corolla motor in it
and radial wide tyres
and i was on two wheels
and you were hoonin by
doin untold speed in th opposite direction
and spotted me
did a ewie
and chased em to a standstill
at th back of th warehouse
when i parked it
toey little beast isnt it dad ?
<<< smile >>>
got quite th reputation
and johnny walked out
th boss
and
spotted you
he was comin out to scream about th tyres
and dont do i do enough damage to em ?
but never stinted on replacin em
i kep th beast lookin smick
and we had fast trunarounds
nice bonuses
some of em
even went intot h beats id rove alld ay
and took hoem at night
he didnt take odometer readings
part of our deal
my salary
till his wife took too mcuh interest
nother story nother day
walks out
and smiels
paulie's been racin his dad
and beat him
th beetle wasnt fast enough to race a 186
we yacked for
maybe an hour
probly
two
it was thew nd of th day
and th old man cracked a couple of long necks
to help th time go by
and th boys told some yarns
th old man dobbed me in
for two wheelin
it wasnt news to my boss
a whole showground had told himt h smae thing
everbdoy in th carnival was on his back
slow th ****er down
but i did learn
and i never ever hit a kid on th grounds
they are everywhere
**** i miss you ppl
and johnny told th old man a few that
involved johnny and i
prankin
out and about
they coulda fa****oned th tv series minder about you man
th old man thought you were dead funny
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sma****ng pumpkins
'1979'
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yeah
we both remember you deliverin groceries to my old lady
in th seventies
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"jen's a courier driver"
yeah alright jenny
**** off
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my brother's done done damn well for himself
i'm proud of him
and th limo that he drove up in
crafted with his own hands
is my measure of th man
that is a gorgeous motorcar
i know how many times
i helped to push it ut of th shed
to put it on a
tow truck for th rebuild
waddya mean it's little brother's fourtieth birthday party ?
no way man
im here for th car party
have ya named her yet man ?
and did ya get th steerin done yet ?
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kristin hersh
'your ghost' (demo)
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i used to write my rubbish this drivel
lookin out h window
into th garage
a big block bronco
mean mother****er car
sucked petrol like no tomorrow
spun all four wheels
anywhere
i mean
anywhere
just dont use first gear
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massive attack
'protection'
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i climbed into little brother's
blues mobile
i'd showered it with glass with apetrol bomb
at a party th night before
a 69 pillarless
dogs *****
sorry
dodge phoenix
and picked up five of my matyes
and we crsuised to th rollins
th drive in
but
ya roll in
down th hill
in th dark with lights off
on idle
thru th open gate
after th second movie has started
smokin joints and
sinkin piss
beer
and rum
couple of girls along
goin out with lyndall at th time
tryint o **** on th bonnet
while eigh tother ppl
are also sittin ont h bonnet
tryinto watch th movie
push us into th back seat to go ****
carry us
truth be told
*****yyyyyyyy
much wine consumed
sorry man
im th driver
****in away
robbie jumps on top
ah **** off
we're gettin seasick
well got off th car ****head
sit on th ground
nice car
<<< smile >>>
big sheriff symbol ont h door
i was out of it enough and she kep tmy testicles welld rianed
i pleaded i wanted to watch th movie too
she got her way
but they stayed on th bonnet
too cool
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more mu****es anyone ?
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rx7
bombed
rx7
went liek a bullet
now dont you thrash my car paulei
here's the keys
i gotta drive it to work tomorrow
**** it went
worked ****ted and polished 13b
i think
went liek stink
went round corners like
almost like
on a solo motorbike at two hundred and fifty k's
sorry
if ya havent had that experience
i cant explain it any other way
fast
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xd falcon ute
351 v8
thousands gone into th head
way too big a cam
and not so fussy about throwin away hydrocarbons
sorry bout that
regurgitator
'couldnt do it'(happy shopper) remix
h dumps th clutch
it's a ute
nuthini in th arse
old man aways said
sandbag a ute man
loops it
360 in th intersection
very unintentional
phew
lucky that time man
didnt hit a thing
id use third to get it off th line
just dump th clutch and
yeah we're there
had th stiffest throttle springs
this side of anywhere
**** man
litle brother m***** 115 kilo
big boy
im nearly half that
67 today
it had two throttle settings
ya couldnt hold it anywhere else
drove in bursts
holding th clutch in was murder
easy to let go
you know
pop
hmm
we might go bigger
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chris isaak
'wicked game'
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460 big block
he gets his rebuilt
diff
pulls out of th driveway and
snap
first blockie
yep
big donk
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things just break
down th drivetrain
after th third diff
yur mates and brothers lose patience
but still come along to come collect th next project
i picked up th range rover from a junkyard
in th rain
guard rails
till down her left flank
in thru th headlight
thru th passenger seat
i just want one
highway drive
after th sterrin gets fixed
i still reckon you'll hot it up
weont be me that mentions it
at yur fourtieth party but
i hope
boy did i cop a blast robbie
**** dude
but it's th same blast i got
when he bought th bronco
and it was smick
and raining
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i bought a brand new
v four motorcycle
750 cc
honda
gorgreuos vf
shaft drive
and punted it half way around australia
touring
and yeah
it ****in poured on that day too
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all audio random
acdc
'walk all over you'
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sorry got dragged away
little brother arrived hoem
man with many tiles to unload screamin get outside
hangin a piss
go and get ****ed
want me to piss down yur leg ?
dont mind th physical exertions
need it to stay fit
did a third
no sweat
almost literally
**** that unicycle keep me fit
+++
i give as good as i get
and i live in his house
and i want th exercise
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more drugs over here
he say thank you afterwards
and mean it
lots of tiles
land rover full
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ca****es
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"trucks"
yeah alright jen
he didnt ring hoem and say
comin home with a load of tiles
need ya to help unload
normally does
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rem
'losin my religion'
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kuta
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i was in truck mode i guess
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tales from kuta lady about th sandwich van
still ringin in my ears
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need milk
where's th unicycle ?
"in th car man"
dig it out
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"see th size of th bud paulei foud in th car ?"
"puttin th unicycle away"
"paulei"
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"he's smoekd it"
"ah man"
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no music
dusk
fly on th unicycle
to th shop and back
+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
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mellow
think mellow
think dad's gunna blow yur brains out in a minute
sorry
mellow
think mellow
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i name this bud
samuel
you better smoke nice samuel
yur tonights stretching dope
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here have a toffee
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yur welcome
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would you accept a lollie from a strange man ?
who just did a broadlside on his unicycle in front of you ?
hmm
talkative little ****er arent ya ?
we have th ways and th means of making you talk you know
not to mention just wirin yur nuts to th house current
i said
dont mention it
now where's catwoman alfred ?
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give him a jolt to restore his memory
right in th pleasure centre
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so you were sittin with catwoman
lookin at wired ***** sites on th internet
and you think you might of killed her
it's a wonderful thing you've done alfred
you'll get a medal for this
there's just th little matter of th aggravation
ever heard what a goth girl screams
when yu play her toes with a hammer ?
yur in luck
it's pretty close to this
SMASH
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didnt think i could get th james bond theme out of his toes did ya ?
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who's ****in askin ya ?
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die for th queen
"you gotta be ****in kiddin"
"you seen th size of her teeth ?"
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abandon slip
all ye who potter here
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"on a dunnie wall near you"
soon
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i came
i saw
i came over yur back a second time and shot off to th pub
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quick man
fire up yur rx7
we gotta go rescue these three girls
who've run out petrol
lets invite em back to th farm for a little party
after we rescue em
man she ****ed me silly
for a couple weeks as i recall
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dont tell her im here man
and dont tell her where im goin
it's karma i guess
cant get rid of er
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they seek me here
they seek me there
ah yeah gday
no
ya can light a fire on top of a picnic table
witness
relax
we're a long way from civilization
got a fast car anyway
nice of him to lend it to me
ever screwed in an rx 7 ?
yur too tall
next time we take yur car
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a valiant
huge thing
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five foot ten inch blonde
and rx7 and *****
dont mix
nah i dont wanna think about th mini
and she was six one
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"redhead"
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good in bed
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"suck my hole"
"bi *****"
"why;d ya marry that one ?"
insanity
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"on a harley to led zeppelin"
insane and cool
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oh yea of many holes
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"more fun if they've lived with a girl"
and she's ****ed her solid for a couple months
"yeah i forgot to mention that"
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selena was around
made a point to say bye
dig selena
funny as
"cute"
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waynie was umm
jovial
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for these drugs
which we are about to consu...
and suck em down fast
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consume
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scuse i
dont bogart th bong
or we'll throw ya outta th car
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why am i sitting on two girls ?
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it's a small car
and we were all in th back
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ah man
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nver happened
honest
not a word
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kylie minogue
'track no 03'
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hey kylie
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wiggle ya *****
"paulie"
yeah ok
wiggle ****in now ya *****
"that;s better"
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th coffee in my cup has run out
hey you lackey
more drugs over here
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dusk is takin it's own ****in good time
today
still daylight outside
tried a new trick
in th never ending battle to find somethin
comfortble to ride in
for three or more hours at a stretch
it's a ****in science
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the cure
1989 'pictures of you'
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not th unicyclin blisters anyway
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extreme unicyclin has it's hazards
one of which is
friction burns in th crotch
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painkiller is a good idea
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gotta update my hours
oh yeah said hi to victoria and pj
so um
diary off
****in off
OFF
stupid ****in voice recognition son of a ****in whore
OFF
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disengage the unicycle man
load the land surfer dude
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p.s.
wasnt that over there ?
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so you;ve never been in a car with a big block V8 before ?
not much to it really
just press down
i reckon it's pretty pussie
you could do it
ah they all ride girls bikes
got two wheels
ok second gear
no we'll break first
if we use it on th bitumen
believe me
revs up
dump th clutch
oops
selected four wheel drive
all four wheels were spinnin
no
not a good thing
oktwo wheel drive
and
dump the clutch
and light it up
third gear
fourth gear
yur leavina n imprint on th dash
he wont liek that
fingermarks from yur hands hangin on in terror
you asked me to go fast
ok
button off
bout ten bucks worth of juice
hope he's rich
faster than yur old v8 hey ?
ah well
<<< Smile >>>
well dont ask me next time
you will again though
i know you
sideways in your falcon
to go and screw in th bush
ex police car
<<< smile >>>
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limited slip diff
nice motor
and
a couple of bits it shouldnt of had
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back announcing
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
the festival of life keeps tryin to save my ****in soul
they dont want me drinkin piss or
screwin round no more
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they've got ****in buckleys chance
im givin you th score
go and get ****ed...
in a nice way
i.e.
i hope you get laid
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blk
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p.p.s
janes addiction
'jane says'
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hi jane
ya wet cow
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"th wizard's just havin a bludge"
"nice blowie weather outside"
"good unicycle flying weather"
"gone flying..."
