here today ( live when its not dead )
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what is it ?
ya can stand in front of a crowd no worries and sing yur guts out
go to a family do
an go to open yur mouth
and
self consciousness strikes
"nephew was kickin yur leg"
i want five beers
or i aint singing
pls
and then it stops findin notes
"sang two nights"
"give it a ****in break"
got a little hoarse anyway
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give me a break ya mad auntie
paulie got a sore throat
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i had a bash anyway
hang on
i'll go smoke a joint
she gave me my first one after all
ok
happy birthday to everybody
thanks folks
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"had to sing background to happy birthday"
she smiled hey
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"to you"
i thought it was funny
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how to stick out in th background
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i love it when th voice
comes in hard
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that sound in th audience voice
when you go past th
threshold
when th voice projection hits hard
and th combined harmonized vocals
take th foreground from th amplified guitar
singin it hard
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when yur dead
**** off
999
"th dead opposite of live music"
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one wheel wheelies
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"the goodies are in town paulie"
"just read it in th paper"
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music on
led zeppelin
'the rain song'
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we did um
couple of zeppo tracks
johhno knows his zep
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got rocks in my throat
this evening
pleasantly ****ed voice
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time for a mellow cone
..
..
..
yur not one of these mad ****ers that wants to live forever are ya ?
one day
i wont be able to sing in th streets
at th girls bike riders and tell em to **** off
but not today
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**** em
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wa singina way
and we were gettin drowned
and you know th wizard
i start singin that
ya can **** off
one guy took ofense
had a litle bite
's alright mate
i'm not talkin to you
shoulda seen johnno's face
well actually ya woldnt see it in his face
ya have to sing with him for a while
get bonded
what's troublin ya man ?
ah ok
i'll just blow th ****ers away
and then recede
and see
if they'll let ya sing
blwo em away clean enough
like
roight out of th ****in water
and they
kick back and stop
and let us perform
this one guy
just
wouldnt get off th axe
come on man
put jhhno back on
yur not doin it
gotta give it to it
ppl gettin restless
johnno
mika and me
for one
although
mika quiet and
i'm pu****n
let's have our decent backing again
then th guy
pushes me aside
tryin to move me
and then
tryin to tell johhno
ah yeah
this'll be good
we're ****ina roudn with th beginning
im just aitinf or it to come around onth guitar
will you shut th **** up man ?
he gunna blow yur ind
five seconds from now
and i
bring th vocal up to
where
th chnge comin
mik and i and johnno
all
bang
right on target
nicely warmed up
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tenacious d
'**** her gently'
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love singin that
no rain
have to clip a mp3
"next net session"
couple of weeks away
"got it on video"
i'll have a peek
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a perfect circle
'orestes'
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th nephew is doin his own gig now
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<<< smile >>>
i reckon he's ready too
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i like him
he's just toey
young fella
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love it
when it gets loose
and we'r ein th reprise
and
just
jammin on a feeling
has anybody seen th ****ing bridge
and then
i do robert plant
to johnno's jimmy ppage
singin to each other
he's stopped singin and
singin with th guitar
and
th crowd is long forgotten
we're flyin
mika's quirky little
bouncin beats drivin us along
**** man
it was worth goin out
last night
yeah they did like that one
johnno's back in another reprise
looks like we go without th crowd voices for this one
i start it with
a long long
high held note
and johnno
brings up his voice
and that gorgeous riff
"no rain'
boppie and
johnno and i wont be fightin drunk voices on this baby
a nice flight
has anybody seen th ****in bridge ?
where's that confounded bridge ?
ah there it is
and for th end
i'm singin themes
stretchin one line across to lines
and
flying
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ben folds
'brick'
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i still got a whack of music to get
ya gotta hear a song
to give it wellie
it's gotta be on my playlist
and even downloadin mp3's
takes money
otherwise it's
back into th background
i know it
just
havent heard it in years
and there are so many songs
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julian was in a good mood
"nice guy"
yeah man
i'llgo to th shop
[ok brother julian]
[give me some white boys blues]
[so we can blacken it up]
ya shoulda seen this dickless tracy go arseover
we were singin outside th copshop
funny as
"poor girl"
brother julian doin
zeppelin
down on th corner
i did get a bit wicked hey
ah well
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nirvana
'negative creep'
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no way man
we were on it
i really really dug th
pretty woman
jam
wanna work on that one
just fits
groovin on it and playin with th theme
this is th valley
our place
and
if ya see a pretty woman
ya just dont know
what's under th dress ?
nobody knows
and why should you care
dont liek it **** off
do liek it
hey
how ya goin ?
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i umm
tell ppl to **** off
a bit
when singin
but if they can play it on telly
i can do it live in th street
no worries
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singin at peter beattie
th premier
ya can go and get ****ed
we aint leavin
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massive attack
'hymn of th big wheel'
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fight th shyness
get blitzed enough
ya can face all th faces
and
get up front and
**** man
tell it like it is
that's a ****in girls bike
**** OFF
and jonno's gone
rebel rebel
ya torn yur dress
with exquisite
guitar action
mika on
drivin beats
hangin **** on th bicycle rider
pu****n his wheels up th mall
u need a ****in training wheel do ya ?
miserable pudknocker
**** off
it's only rock n roll
but i ****in love it
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we ****in missed ya rock spider
you and mika on beats
and johnno on th axe
me on vocals
and it fly nice
like th
two drum
back
mika work hard last night
ah man
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love ya johhnno
tell th cocksuckers man
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it's ****in rock n roll man
yeah i did tell ya to get ****ed
and **** off
what of it ?
last one that got too in my face while i was singin
got a headbutt
yur blockin my sound
**** off
or move to th side
dont wanna hear u screamin what you want
we're tryin to make music
shut th **** up
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had your song
he was nice to you
now mellow th **** out
let someone else ask for somethin
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bill hicks
'you're wrong night'
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****in drunks
***
i knew we were in th zone
when th time sense just
disappeared
looked up and it was dawn
i have to go
good morning and
welcome
to th fortitude valley
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"johhno sing about valley too"
as we should
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did i thank th crowd last night ?
"one more in th buskers jam"
"and yeah ya will"
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buskers jam
now that'd be a nice band name
make a note will ya jen ?
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sing th hard stuff johnno
i got your back
i love you man
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theyr;e tryin to remember th song
i dont wanna do it
i dont like it
i do johnno's and
lots of other muso's trick of
takem there strong and
disappear
dead silence
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nirvana
'blew'
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****ed when th band does that
and even mor e****ed
all three in th band
seemed to know
when to stop
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blow em away man
stun th **** out of em
so they'll shut up
or at least
listen while ya sing
ya might
if ya take th tiem to notice
johnno's handin me his beer
just takin me to th pub
i drinkinmika's coke
and
a litle coke bottle form my black brother julian
in th flying belt
the wizard is here
let's blow em away
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ya do somethin they love
and they drown you
and when th fourty eleven voices
shut th **** up
and
johnno kicks back to wait out th storm
and i come in with th studio version
sometimes
it kicks off and fly from there
sometimes it doesnt
we been here before
next
next
next
ah man
flyin again
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regurgitator
'g7 dick electro boogie'
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singin somethin
th majority cant their voices to
and flyin in it
and then
takin requests
fifteen at once
<<< smile >>>
th isnger just asked for yout o shut th **** up
gunna pull a hissy fit in a minute
a sensitive artist
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south park kids
'merry ****ing christmas'
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i dunno
ya swear
or
talk about a gurl ***min her brains out
in th street
or th pedestrian mall
and some ppl just unhinge
"you said ****'
i sure ****in did
ya wanna hear it again ?
**** off
ya dont have to **** off
but ya cant stay here
good monring
hi and welcome to th foprtitude valley
in th valley
you can get what you want
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khia
'lick my *****'
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man she is ****faced
yeah i was lookin at her too
we're starin at th same girl
this is th valley
dont lift her dress
dont know what you'll find
in th valley
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rebel rebel
ya torn yur dress
go har don yur girls bike
racin safety bicycles over mountains
im ****in impressed
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it's a protest song
johnno digs it
im ****in affronted
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and we're havin a lot of fun with it
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bill hicks
'rush limbaugh'
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when johnno slipped into
singin it way wrong
and way loud
and i
harmonizer me
slip into th same mode
we can sing more ****ed than you
and louder
listen to this
fat as
***
i gotta pull back some times
tryin to harmonize
too many different ****in sounds
eyes jammed shut and
tryin to find th musicians
in th white noise
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no08'
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where are ya my brothers ?
**** they love this song
they'r singin so loud and
so ****in bad
and
im still stuck in harmonizin mode
where's th guitar?
slip into background
and then
switch
to lead vocals
singin duet to
get us above th crowd sound
live vocals
no amp
we both know and love this piece
and sing it hard
we got th impetus back and
i slip into background
harmony
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coldplay
'warning sign'
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love it when you sing along
always
love singin
just
dont go to blow us away
we got strong voices and
we'll whip yur arse
come in liek a muso does
listening
and come in
in harmony
not
AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
or we'll
AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
over you and
we can
that shut th ****er up
ah man
singin too loud and hard
to laugh
but
we're lookin into each others eyes
and smilin
and turn away
he just didnt get th warning sign
doesnt know th man i'm singin with
when he gets quiet like that
he about to blow you into th weeds
he asked for th axe back
or do somethin with it
where's th ****in sound ?
i dont hear it
he was well patient though man
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ween
'i smoke some grass'
***
goin for a pedal a toke and a drink
back soon
***
th wizard has left to inbibe
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he was well funny that tiem hey mika
i turned to look at yur reaction
we both know what's comin
johnno handed me what was left of his beer
im pu****n
get th ****er outta there will ya ?
he had his turn at th wheel
he got ego that little boy
he'll go far
ah johhno
that was a mad flight that one
he didnt hang long
even tried to ****ft th singer to somewhere else
he gunna show me too now
ok litt eboy
oh dear
th three of us
looekd at each other
after you left and
just
big ****in grin
johnno came back refreshed
and in form
and singin with mika again and
wow
i am happy
hey
two little girls in front
they predated him boppin in
were watchin with
umm
sly smiles
girls wanna dance now man
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the kinks
'all day and all of the night'
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i dunno
in th street
yur young nephew isnt
kickin ya
although
friday night
i was singin with a girl on top of me
know which i prefer
will i call ya ?
durin th week
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been tryin not to think about it
i took her home
still in shock
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i was in painters shorts
till th last session
then i
put th wizard togther
pirate pants and
need head
t ****rt
cracked up th
guy on th console
at th servo i cruise thru
on th way home
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m2m
'dont say you love me'
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just
i wanna meet a chick who isnt ****ed up
by another man still
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"generally still screwin him too"
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it's a mad world
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i had some nice kissin
most of friday night
woke my brother up
she got lost lookin for th toilet
really cute girl
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city high
'didnt ya'
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carted her
to sing wth three muso's
this is what i'm doing
but happy to get off th wheel
and walk with you
arm in arm
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my lips are still sore
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rock n roll
***
scares me to death
so i gotta do it
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im into kicks
***
racin th cars across th light
after midnight
on a unicycle
s
toned outta my gourd
and six beers inside
kellogs
means um
just right
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jewel
'serve the ego'
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damn ****in straight
like ****rley did sing
nice boy
from skyhooks
ego is not a ****in dirty word
now shut th **** up
whiel i sing at ya
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ppl are insane
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i'm a mad artist
i got an excuse
what's yours ****head ?
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blk
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p.s.
****it
mistakes abide
dont error check
it is what it is
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i stepped outside
lit a smoke and
reached inside and
started singin
went cat stevens cause
is harmonius
wont strain my sore voice too bad
and i refused a cat stevens song
got it up and flying and
took th first chorus and
nup
that note's gone
cuttin in and out
smoked a little weed so it wouldnt hurt so bad but
it's only been hours since giggin
and ive had a kip in th truck on th way here
i umm
got relaxed and
opened it up to try for ya
but
she's sore as
oh ya heard ?
<<< smile >>>
i havent got much of a girl's voice left today
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cake
'i will survive'
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i was petrified
***
i took a few beatings
because of your mouth
you never were one to think
of consequences
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i played th steel string
but
well out of tune and
im still in recovery mode
hi
have i said hi yet ?
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paulie been out playin rock star
singin rock star
one of his girlfriends
came walkin thru my door at half four and woke me up
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system of a down
'aerials'
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"where's paulie ?"
he's outside havin a joint
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never sung harmony to happy birthday before
background
to you
right back at ya
got a real lovely smile from my mum's sister
i found a way
so i could take paulies body otu to sing
to pretty girls
yeah
life's pretty good
love you ppl...
